mamma mia/ah shit here we go again

i hope the shit i tell are funny bc honestly there's not much else here • mostly musical theatre and video game enthusiast • she/her • terfs, homophobes, maps and anyone as shitty dni • you can call me giant • i may post mature content so beware • plz send an ask saying literally anything i crave social interaction at all times

[sleepless-sleep]

Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this

[kitschruby]

This reminds me of this old toby fox tweet lmao

[punkitt-is-here]

doodle i made when i couldnt find this post

[itswrenly]

@once-ina-blue-moon

[rollyxrouxls]

LOVE WINS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[annikathewitch]

Okay, as much as I love Rocky extending Grace's life without telling him, consider: Rocky *does* tell Grace, Grace just then somehow manages to like. Horrendously misinterpret what the treatment is actually for. Like.

Eridian Doctor: We went through the human genome and found a bunch of places with old broken DNA repair mechanisms so we came up with a gene editing therapy that fixes them in order to extend your lifespan.

Grace: *flashbacks to when Rocky found out that humans can experience long term effects from lower doses of radiation exposure and Grace wasn't being as careful as he should have been back when they first met because he still thought this was gonna be a suicide mission*

Grace (internally): Oh, so cancer prevention! Got it!

Grace: Sounds good!

*like 100 years later*

Grace: Hey Rocky, how am I not dead yet?

Rocky: ???

[pig-lota]

Eridian doctor: this treatment will increase your bone density to prevent them breaking

Grace internally: Oh right, low gravity can cause bone degradation. Makes sense that after so long in space it'd be good

Grace: sounds good to me!

One modification to the LPR5 gene later

Grace falls off a cliff

Grace: Hey why didn't I break any bones???

Rocky: ??? We made your bones strong statement

They add more salt or something to the water in his enclosure so that he can still swim comfortably despite the increased density.

[super-metroid]

a friend said that this post felt like suselle and i was inspired

[post-pacific]

Quing and Queen of Hometown

[goomyloid]

what's wrong with her genuinely

[chellustrates]

been a minute but i missed my little guy

[foundonpluto]

human susie :3

[blue-eyed-giant]

oh btw. i graduated the horrors. if you even care.

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[skelesass]

Some classic leon for the soul

[blue-eyed-giant]

the smitten and the damsel make me so sad. neither of them wanted this. the smitten was obsessed with her, he wanted her for himself. he opened his ribcage and showed his heart to make her believe it wasnt malice but pure love. she believed. what else could she do? you cannot dispute a heart that beats for you. she stayed because she didnt know what she wanted yet, she eas so inexperienced, and she believed he would be enough. as years passed and passion became ordinary, she found what she wanted. the palace was too small a world for a woman. the more she wanted, the more he panicked. he grasped her the tightest he could not to let her go. what if she realizes she can do better than him? what if he isnt enough? have all the food. isnt it enough? have your games, have fun! isnt it enough? will it ever be enough? please dont get up, dont leave me.

and she really didnt. she wanted to believe it could be enough. she didnt want to leave because she loved him once and there was nothing wrong. it was a comfortable life. he was nice to her. but it wasnt right. it wasnt big enough.

he didnt want to hear it, so he tried to dismiss the subject at any chance. unwillingly scared her into submission. did he ever realize the monster he had become? he did once she voiced that she wanted something for the first time. he never wanted to hurt her. he never wanted to deny her. but he couldnt provide that for her. he could only exist in shadows and there were no shadows outside. so he left and set her free.

among them all, this has to be the realest story. it is so present in many long term relationships. men that become something they never wanted to out of fear and women that stay silent so as not to break the balance, damning themselves to golden cages where death seems like a mercy. but once they were young and so in love and could never think all this would ever happen, they would just live happily ever after

[screwpinecaprice]

ShiftingQuiet sketching

[screwpinecaprice]

Smitten and Hero are my favorite voices. (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

The voices just look exactly the same, they just wear different hats. Lmao (Totally not because I don't want to come up with designs.)

[aster-pollux]

“I asked ChatGPT—” Ok, well I asked The Narrator, and he told me that no, there’s never been a mirror there, that’s a wall. Stop wasting time asking questions, go to the basement and slay the princess already.

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[blue-eyed-giant]

i am so insane about slay the princess i can talk at length about how each dynamic is a different kind of toxic relationship at length please let me do that pleaseeee