Weird Things We Say

She said, he said, they said, we said...

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Why is it every time I turn around, you're naked?!

Rainbowgothelliefox

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Rainbow: Why do you always spend all your money in rocks?

Lion: I don't always spend all my money on rocks!

Rainbow: Really? Tell that to the bag of rocks in your hand.

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Rainbow: *holds up bottle of flavored lube* I HAVE THE FLAVOR!!!!!

Mom: Put that down.

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I'm sorry

But there's nothing I find comforting about broccoli.

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Why are you in bed wearing socks?! Is this a porn?! Seriously, is it? No? Okay, good.

rainbowgothelliefox

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She would eat a demon butterfly for me. Would you eat a normal moth?

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Rainbowgoth: Tumblr is gay.

Snowleopard: Tumblr is more than just gay, tumblr's a bit of everything: gay, bi, pan, ace, demi, straight...

Rainbowgoth: Tumblr is the rainbow inside a rainbow

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My life is boring but fun at the same time...

...like Sexy Monoply.