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Hey blue, I’m scared. There’s so much going on in the world and I’m terrified of me or my family getting hurt because of other people’s fear, I know this is kinda heavy, but... could you give me some hope? Something to stay strong for?

Well... all I can say is... never give up hope!! No matter how bad things get, you always have your hope, and no one can take that away from you. Never lose sight of the future, even if things may look grim! Take things one step at a time and just keep hoping... You’ve made it this far!! Keep going, and you can get through this too!! I’m here for you!!

Hey sugar, I'm sorry about all the creepy anons. *gives you a quick hug* I missed you, and I'm glad you're feeling better! I hope your day is as amazing as you are! 💜

Mweh honestly I shouldn’t be surprised that they jumped at the opportunity... at least it serves to prove that everything is going back to normal!!* Sans doesn’t exactly let you off with a ‘quick hug.’ Instead he leans into you and hugs you a little tighter before he lets you escape his grasp. I hope you have a wonderful day too, human!!

So guess who got super crazy sick immediately after a weeklong vacation? *fingerguns*

I hope you’re doing okay human... you probably picked something up during your vacation but... I hope you had fun regardless!!* Sans smiles widely at you.

*Licks you*

* Sans makes a rather disgusted looking face, entire body reeling as he shoots the anon a glare.Really? I just get back and this is how you greet me???

*Excitedly runs towards you* Im so happy to see you and your magnificence again!!!!!!! *offers hug*

* Sans outstretches his arms and giggles as you run towards him, catching you in a hug.I’m glad to see you too, human!! It’s great to be back!!* He squeezes you a little tighter.* He’s a magnificent hugger.

(( like... I just wanna...

WE’RE BACK BITCHES

You have no idea how happy I actually am that everyone is back and there’s a sense of normalcy returning. This entire blog has been extremely cathartic to me and ever since we went on our long ass hiatus I’ve been panicky and on edge but...

Everyone is back and even though I know Razz is going to disappear again for a bit they’ll be back in a week and everything will go back to the way it was, maybe, I dunno but the important thing is

We’re not dead

okay sorry I just. have had my issues too. one of the reasons I stopped posting was because I sort of just... gave up? Like, at first I was fine on my own but... now I can’t do it without the other two, man. I love them and they’ve made my life so much better and easier and happier gAAh and then they both disappeared and I had a bit of a low point

BUT NOW THEYRE BACK AND BITCH AM I AT A HIGH POINT

I MAY BE GETTING MY HOPES UP BUT WHO CARES??? I LOVE ALL OF YOU INDIVIDUALLY WHO HAVE HELPED MAKE THIS BLOG HAPPEN AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU @stretch-suggestions AND @razz-s

ok mod rant over time for me to disappear back into the shadows and let Blue take over again— ))

#the mod speaks #help #sorry ive just been #super out of it #im really glad that theyre back #and im also extremely glad stretch is getting help

*gives Blue a big hug* my emotions hate me today

* Sans hugs you back, tightly.Well, your emotions may hate you, but I love you, human!!! I hope you start feeling better; it’s no fun to feel sad...

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(( hey uuhhhh quick question from the mun; ))

(( would any of you be interested in a more nsfw sideblog for this? like the ones blue and stretch have?? i gotta know for Reasons™ ))

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(( yes. ))

#the mod speaks

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* Blueberry bursts into your house with tears streaming down his face... You think somethings wrong but... he’s also laughing giddily. He rushes at you with open arms, giving you about three seconds to react before he’s wrapping you in a hug* He’s blubbering something in your ear you can’t really understand— but you can make out the words ‘you’d be the best dad’ *

The sight of tears almost immediately puts Razz on edge; he’s come to associate tears with pain or fear, and is soon looking around for anything that might have hurt you. He doesn’t object or make any move to escape from your hug this time, instead holding you closer protectively.

“What happened, who hurt you-?” He would’ve asked more, but your laughter finally registers. You’re.. Laughing? And crying at the same time? How does that work?? He loostens his hold on you a bit to look down at you in pure confusion. Should he.. Be concerned?

His mouth opens and closes a few times as he tries to figure out what’s wrong with you, and during that time he picks out a few of your words. He’s even more confused for a moment, before realisation dawns on him (as does a light blush).

“I- No, no I wouldn’t, hush” He looks away and holds you closer again, pressing his hand against the back of your skull to smush your face into his shoulder.

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* He doesn’t object when you pull him into your shoulder, instead he hugs you even tighter. His words are muffled by the fabric of your shirt, but he seems to be able to string together more coherent sentences now.

Yes you would, Razz!! You’re strong and kind and perfect—

* And then, he moves his head from your shoulder to kiss you, hard.

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His blush becomes heavier with each compliment, but he doesn’t look like he believes you entirely. Razz does look at you now, though, and goes to protest,

“I’m strong, I know that, but I’m definitely neither of the other-” He can’t exactly continue when your mouth is pressed against his. He doesn’t protest against the kiss, though. The contact is something he craves, and the fact that you’re willing to so openly give it to him is more than he could ever ask for.

He does pull back after a few seconds, though, wanting to have the official last word. “I wouldn’t be a good parent, don’t lie to yourself. Besides, there’s three of us, you and Stretch would make much better parents than I ever could”

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Oh, hush.

* Blue brings his hands up to cup your face, smiling at you so wide it kind of looks like it physically hurts.

You’re going to be a great father, Razz.

* His wording seems to have changed... it sounds like more of a statement set in stone now.

Yeah, there’s three of us, but we’d all be great for different reasons... Papy would tell our kids a bunch of Dad jokes

* He rolls his eyes as he says it

I’d be more motherly than anything... and you?? You’d pick them up when they fall down... You’d be there for them when times get tough and you’ll only make them even stronger than they’ll already be.

* He cuddles back into you, resting his head on his chest.

I don’t care what you think, you’re going to be the best father, so stop denying it.

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* Blueberry bursts into your house with tears streaming down his face... You think somethings wrong but... he’s also laughing giddily. He rushes at you with open arms, giving you about three seconds to react before he’s wrapping you in a hug* He’s blubbering something in your ear you can’t really understand— but you can make out the words ‘you’d be the best dad’ *

The sight of tears almost immediately puts Razz on edge; he’s come to associate tears with pain or fear, and is soon looking around for anything that might have hurt you. He doesn’t object or make any move to escape from your hug this time, instead holding you closer protectively.

“What happened, who hurt you-?” He would’ve asked more, but your laughter finally registers. You’re.. Laughing? And crying at the same time? How does that work?? He loostens his hold on you a bit to look down at you in pure confusion. Should he.. Be concerned?

His mouth opens and closes a few times as he tries to figure out what’s wrong with you, and during that time he picks out a few of your words. He’s even more confused for a moment, before realisation dawns on him (as does a light blush).

“I- No, no I wouldn’t, hush” He looks away and holds you closer again, pressing his hand against the back of your skull to smush your face into his shoulder.

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* He doesn’t object when you pull him into your shoulder, instead he hugs you even tighter. His words are muffled by the fabric of your shirt, but he seems to be able to string together more coherent sentences now.

Yes you would, Razz!! You’re strong and kind and perfect—

* And then, he moves his head from your shoulder to kiss you, hard.

Crunchy or soft taco shells?

Crunchy of course!!! Soft shells are for wimps!!!* Sans strikes a superhero pose... He’s very eccentric....Though I wouldn’t mind soft shells every now and then!! Razz makes really great burritos; he makes the tortilla from scratch and everything!

*playing along and cowors* I see now how wrong I was! You're so terrifying! Please take these desert tacos as a im sorry present?

Mweheheheh!! That’s more like it!! Now you understand the true danger I am!! But I would never hurt you, silly Human!! I may be intimidating and terrifying— but not something to be feared!!* He takes the dessert tacos with a smile and crunches into one.These are delicious!!! You should patent these!!* You wonder if Blue is this excited about all things ‘tacos.’* ...He probably is.

Ahh! You are very scary *sarcastic

Mweheheheh!!! Indeed human!! Terrifying and powerful!!! * The fact his eyes are ridiculously wide stars doesn’t help his case any

You're so sweet I think you gave me a cavity <3

I feel like this exact joke has been used on me before.* Sans glowers, crossing his arms.And I am not sweet!! I am magnificent and intimidating!!* He strikes as scary of a pose as he can manage, propping a foot up on his coffee table and throwing his hands up in the air and laughing maniacally. It looks like a very Razz thing to do, that is, if Razz acted like Blue from time to time.* He looks about as scary as a kitten.

How much do you love Razz?? I asked him how much he loves you but he sort of evaded the question

* Sans tilts his head at youI think it’s less of him evading the question and more of him not being able to express himself fully... He’s rather new to the whole feeling thing in general.* He giggles smiling brightly....How much I love Razz, hmm? Well, just as much as I love Papy; more than the stars, more than the Earth itself, more than anything you could ever imagine.* The stars in his eyes shimmer to bright, wide hearts.More than I could possibly describe.

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* There’s a loud bang and you have all of two seconds to react before something catapults onto your couch. * Oh. It’s Blue! He drapes himself over you and moves his head so he’s looking at you over your own shoulder **. Hi. I missed you.

In those two seconds, Razz is on his feet with the beginnings of an attack in his hands. Then he realises it’s just you, and supresses the urge to judo-flip you over his shoulder. The magic of the un-formed attack dispersed, and he uses his arms to support you instead.

“You really need to learn to warn me before you jump on me, y’know” He sounds tired, and mildly exasperated, but there’s a fond look on his face when he looks at you.

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You’d never hurt me though, I know you wouldn’t!!

* Sans giggles and hugs you tighter.

Besides who else knows where your spare key is?? No one would ever dare break into the home of the Magnificent and Malevolent Sans!!

* Sounds like he’s given you a very fitting title.

Now shush and cuddle with me!! I missed you… it’s been a while.

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“Not intentionally,” Razz corrects you, “But accidentally, I could”

He scoffs lightheartedly at the title, but squares his shoulders and puffs his chest out nonetheless. A habit, he’d probably call it. “Considering two of the Guard got dusted the other day, I’d say that some people might just have the guts to try” The statement is direct, and not sugarcoated at all.

Gently prying your arms off him, he places you down on the couch first, then joins you to return to the hug. It’s a good thing he has nothing else to do right now, or he’d be obligated to skip out on the ever-so-tempting cuddles. Once he’s sat, he pulls you closer again. It looks - and feels - a bit like he’s curling around you, almost protectively.

With a snort at your exclamation, he places his mandible on top of your head. “As you wish, your majesty”

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Your majesty?? Pff. Do you see me as your princess?

* Blue makes his best princessly face, batting his eyes. He giggles.

I guess that would make you my knight in shining armor; o’ brave one who rescued me from the perils of… the… dragon!

* There’s something mischievous in his eyes. He maneuvers himself until he’s in a more bridal-style position in your lap. He throws his head back dramatically and covers his forehead with an arm.

Oh, Captain Razz! How can I ever thank you for saving me from that awful dragon??

* Oh dear. Looks like you’ve been roped into one of his games.

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Razz’s expression quickly morphs into that of someone who’s just realised they’ve made a mistake. But he plays along anyways.

“Or the king, depending” He lifts his head up when you change positions, and huffs a quiet laugh at your attempt of sounding like a princess. He honestly would’ve thought you’d go with prince, but whatever, he’s not in a position to judge.

“Well, I can think of many rewards, princess,” There’s a split second where you can see that same mischief on his face, before he continues with a smirk, “Such as money, if we’re talking realistically. Or a higher position” Oh, maybe he’s not playing along as well as you’d thought.

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* Blue looks up at you and his expression falls flatter than a pancake before he snorts unbidden. He shakes his head and gives you a sideways smirk.

Seeing as I’ve spent the last few years of my life locked in a tower, I don’t think I’m in the position to offer you either of those things.

You can’t think of… anything else?

* He bats his eyes again, this time cuddling closer as he does it. It makes him somehow look cuter.

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“So you loose all your status and power as a princess just because you’ve been locked in a tower by a dragon for a few years? That’s some bullshit on the kingdom’s side, you should let me rule with you instead” He’s grinning almost cheekily at his own words.

Something else? Well, he can think of one thing, but that’s not something he’s ready for yet. So he thinks of something else, and ends up leaning down a bit to be at eye-level with you.

“Alright, how about a kiss, then? That’s what happens in these kinds of stories, right?”

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* Blue giggles and tilts his head at you.

I dont think I could let you rule with me— I’d need to be Queen for that. My older brother is going to inherit the throne before I do. You’d like him, he’s hot.

* There’s an overexaggerated waggle of his brow bones at that as he gives you his cheekiest smile yet.

* He’s about to follow up with ‘unless you marry me,’ but then you lean towards him. He tilts his face upwards instinctualy, smiling wider at you.

A kiss, hmm? I suppose that could suffice. My first kiss for your great services.

* You know first hand that this is indeed not his first kiss. Flirt.

* He leans closer, and your teeth are almost touching, but he doesn’t close the distance all the way. Seems he wants you to do that.

#(( oops my hand slipped ))

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* There’s a loud bang and you have all of two seconds to react before something catapults onto your couch. * Oh. It’s Blue! He drapes himself over you and moves his head so he’s looking at you over your own shoulder **. Hi. I missed you.

In those two seconds, Razz is on his feet with the beginnings of an attack in his hands. Then he realises it’s just you, and supresses the urge to judo-flip you over his shoulder. The magic of the un-formed attack dispersed, and he uses his arms to support you instead.

“You really need to learn to warn me before you jump on me, y’know” He sounds tired, and mildly exasperated, but there’s a fond look on his face when he looks at you.

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You’d never hurt me though, I know you wouldn’t!!

* Sans giggles and hugs you tighter.

Besides who else knows where your spare key is?? No one would ever dare break into the home of the Magnificent and Malevolent Sans!!

* Sounds like he’s given you a very fitting title.

Now shush and cuddle with me!! I missed you… it’s been a while.

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“Not intentionally,” Razz corrects you, “But accidentally, I could”

He scoffs lightheartedly at the title, but squares his shoulders and puffs his chest out nonetheless. A habit, he’d probably call it. “Considering two of the Guard got dusted the other day, I’d say that some people might just have the guts to try” The statement is direct, and not sugarcoated at all.

Gently prying your arms off him, he places you down on the couch first, then joins you to return to the hug. It’s a good thing he has nothing else to do right now, or he’d be obligated to skip out on the ever-so-tempting cuddles. Once he’s sat, he pulls you closer again. It looks - and feels - a bit like he’s curling around you, almost protectively.

With a snort at your exclamation, he places his mandible on top of your head. “As you wish, your majesty”

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Your majesty?? Pff. Do you see me as your princess?

* Blue makes his best princessly face, batting his eyes. He giggles.

I guess that would make you my knight in shining armor; o’ brave one who rescued me from the perils of… the… dragon!

* There’s something mischievous in his eyes. He maneuvers himself until he’s in a more bridal-style position in your lap. He throws his head back dramatically and covers his forehead with an arm.

Oh, Captain Razz! How can I ever thank you for saving me from that awful dragon??

* Oh dear. Looks like you’ve been roped into one of his games.

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Razz’s expression quickly morphs into that of someone who’s just realised they’ve made a mistake. But he plays along anyways.

“Or the king, depending” He lifts his head up when you change positions, and huffs a quiet laugh at your attempt of sounding like a princess. He honestly would’ve thought you’d go with prince, but whatever, he’s not in a position to judge.

“Well, I can think of many rewards, princess,” There’s a split second where you can see that same mischief on his face, before he continues with a smirk, “Such as money, if we’re talking realistically. Or a higher position” Oh, maybe he’s not playing along as well as you’d thought.

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* Blue looks up at you and his expression falls flatter than a pancake before he snorts unbidden. He shakes his head and gives you a sideways smirk.

Seeing as I’ve spent the last few years of my life locked in a tower, I don’t think I’m in the position to offer you either of those things.

You can’t think of... anything else?

* He bats his eyes again, this time cuddling closer as he does it. It makes him somehow look cuter.

#(( oh my god please do that ))#(( my left ring finger awaits ))

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