[dennys]

You should have chicken nuggets

not only do we have them but they are shaped like dinosaurs

[frogofhonor]

you would not believe your pants

if ten million fire ants

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

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[bpdscorpio]

how am i simultaneously too much and also not enough

[wao-wao]

[coffeepeople]

How wild is it that every version of you probably exists still, somewhere, in someone’s memory? The messy you, crying on the floor exists still in your mind. The happy, sun-soaked you, exists in your best friend’s memory. No part of you has died, all parts of us exist always, simultaneously and hidden. 

[theunread]

[mmilhouse]

good job

[sophplant-deactivated20170302]

me repressing my feelings

[chai-babe]

[trjoel]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[petitecloudedglass-deactivated2]

[37roses-deactivated20160114]

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

[fckthestate-deactivated20150902]

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

[bluedreamneighborhood]

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening

fred: k we'll come check it out

fred: daphne, velma come with me

daphne: lol okei

shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

velma: shut up you two

shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*

scooby: RAGGY

shaggy: *oblivious to everything*

scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY

shaggy: zoinks!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*

shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

fred: what happened?

shaggy: M-M-MONSTER

velma: uh oh

monster: boo

all: AAAAH

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*

*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!

monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*

monster: whoops i tripped

scooby: i captured you

*they pull the monster's mask off*

fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO

all: *laugh*

[d--r--a]

[factly]

[freeadultgame]

[bodyglitter]

i wanna be one of those cute soft carefree girls but all i do is talk about my mental breakdowns and how much i want to die