Mess of Remus

- It/They - Honestly, just my anything and everything account, just a big ole' mess of fandoms -

[rwprincess]

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

[explorerrowan]

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn’t just madly in love with Morticia, he’s madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT’S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

[pluralwizard]

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

[kedreeva]

I often see people ask how to get started with doing this, because it seems like a daunting task to be in love with everything, when you are starting off in love with nothing, or very few things perhaps. But the answer isn’t grand or elaborate or secret. The answer is to pick something, and choose love.

And then do it again, and again, and again.

The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over.

[the-haiku-bot]

The act of being

in love is just choosing love

over and over.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[eagle-writes]

The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over

[imnotverybright]

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[muffinlance]

Rocky learn about Greenland sharks. Statement.

Grace: ...I have so questions. Question.

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[yearningfreak]

something something Mu Qingfang who never really tries to personally involve himself with other peak lords but being so incredibly soft and open with Shang Qinghua...

Imagine being a peak lord or disciple and you just happen to see MQF, so you try greeting him; only to witness his usually professional, composed self smiling so sweetly the moment he sees Shang Qinghua.

It's not like Mu Qingfang is known as cold, more like polite but always having a barrier between himself and other people. But this? This was different.

There's a skip in his step, an ease to his usually upright posture, and anticipation with his approach to the An Ding peak lord.

You recover from your trance, maybe you're just imagining it. You try walking towards them once more until you are forced to pause again upon what you have just witnessed.

Mu Qingfang leaned down to meet Shang Qinghua's head and... he-

he..

he kissed Shang Qinghua's forehead.

Mu Qingfang's smile gets even wider when the other peak lord stutters in his movements

You quickly turn back from where you came from, processing the new shocking revelation.

...

The bets are definitely going to be chaotic once you bring the news.

[yearningfreak]

something something Mu Qingfang who never really tries to personally involve himself with other peak lords but being so incredibly soft and open with Shang Qinghua...

Imagine being a peak lord or disciple and you just happen to see MQF, so you try greeting him; only to witness his usually professional, composed self smiling so sweetly the moment he sees Shang Qinghua.

It's not like Mu Qingfang is known as cold, more like polite but always having a barrier between himself and other people. But this? This was different.

There's a skip in his step, an ease to his usually upright posture, and anticipation with his approach to the An Ding peak lord.

You recover from your trance, maybe you're just imagining it. You try walking towards them once more until you are forced to pause again upon what you have just witnessed.

Mu Qingfang leaned down to meet Shang Qinghua's head and... he-

he..

he kissed Shang Qinghua's forehead.

Mu Qingfang's smile gets even wider when the other peak lord stutters in his movements

You quickly turn back from where you came from, processing the new shocking revelation.

...

The bets are definitely going to be chaotic once you bring the news.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 26

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Remaining time: 2 hours 9 minutes

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Maes]

"The ultimate family man, the #1 wifeguy, wouldn't it be a joy for him to take some of the burden off his wife when the time comes to grow his family? (And shhh, everything is fine! Canon won't happen if we close our eyes and write fix-it fic instead)."

[uhseraph]

🌿started reading svsss!✨

[hootyhoowoo]

Primadonna girl……………………………………yeah

[zirasposts]

Shen Qingqiu styling Lil dicaple binghes hair to be like hatsune miku.

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[allpiesforourown]

New mission for Shizun Binghe and his head disciple results in Shen Yuan being dunked in icy water and Shen Yuan's Qing Jing robes as head disciple are green...and white

Binghe finds two new things he likes to see Shen Yuan wear, the Qing Jing disciple robes under very specific circumstances

And Binghe's own outer robe around Shen Yuan's comparatively much smaller and more slender frame that he puts over his wife disciple to avoid anyone else seeing Shen Yuan in such a state and because Without a Cure of course flared up and Shen Yuan is having a hard time regulating his body temperature after the impromptu ice water bath. Looks like Binghe is going to have to hold his head disciple extra close while he's cleansing his meridians!

Shen Yuan wearing essentially just Shizun Binghe's outer robe

You're gonna absolutely hate what I say but I've been thinking about it for days... shizun binghe and disciple shen yuan joining a night hunt and binghe is at shen yuans side the entire time fighting monsters together.

One of the younger cultivators from another sect loses his footing on his sword while fighting creatures in the water and falls in. Obviously he's rescued immediately, but he's unconscious.

Shen yuan: ahh shouldn't it be a young maiden who falls in!? Luo binghe won't give a boy cpr!

So shen yuan opens the boys mouth and presses their lips together and blows in.

It only takes a few seconds for the boy to start moving and coughing and shen yuan helps him onto his side. He looks back at everyone to assure them their shidi is okay and instead sees wide eyes, blushing faces, and scandalized mouths covered by hands. Luo Binghe is staring at shen yuan blankly like he doesn't understand what he just saw.

Shen Yuan: wait does. Does cpr exist in the xianxia world ..?

The next few weeks are VERY hard on Luo binghe.

[allpiesforourown]

thinking about this again because there's just no way to calm luo binghe down

binghe about to crash out: you had to give up your first kiss to save that disciple!!!

shen yuan: shizun..... i'm 20. that wasn't my first kiss

binghe about to literally lose his mind: WHAT.

[bytedykes]

[ID: Scum Villain doodle. Shen Qingqiu walks with a flat expression, while Luo Binghe lays face down on the floor clutching at the hems of his robes. /end ID]

[livelaughliushen]

Happy pride everyone I’m about to draw some heinous Scum Villain fanart.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone