meef: that's beef for men

voted "best person on earth" for every year I've been alive.which is 30 years

[narutwitter]

[lcwtdii1e]

huh, deidara didnt expect that...

[beefnoodlesoupp]

“i’ll become your eye and see the future with you”

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[peachfromcmbyn]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[blueschists]

still working at baby jail (juvie) but not for long

[blueschists]

im still alive but like. barely

[tobidei]

ka-ching

[blueschists]

imagine finding a shitpost that is goddamn near 6 years old about a video game that has already been discoursed ten times to death just to make a smug “lol gotcha” comment that doesnt even apply to the context of the shitpost

fire emblem 3h fans get a fucking job challenge

[jacobpking]

Columbo's toughest case yet 🍎

Columbo + Death Note

[internetbynight]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles

[ludwigoat909]

[every-llawliet]

[rin-an]

Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.

[corviiids]

in an au where there's no kira and lawlight really do just meet in college light takes L home for dinner and is like ok we both know i have endless patience with what a weird freak you are due to how much of saint i am as we both know. but please try not to be too weird of a freak when you meet my parents. L's like yes okay whatever and then spends the entire dinner with his back really overexaggeratedly straight and making excessively normal small talk about american baseball and the stock market and light's family is bemusedly enchanted but light correctly interprets this as an act of passive aggression and a declaration of war and breaks up with him dramatically over dessert and then cries in his bedroom all night while light's parents are really confused why their nice son seems so angry with his perfectly polite and normal boyfriend who thanked them so sweetly for the ice cream. and soichiro walks L to the train station and bonds with him about law and then is like light i don't know why you behaved so shockingly at dinner tonight when ryuzaki (L uses a fake name for absolutely no reason at all in this au like just to be difficult) is such a nice young man and light punches his wall

[aimomin]

These bunny suits almost always hit hard ngl

[numbuh424]

made me think of him

[poofmalyakaet]

death note