the story's all off

the sebastian a. smythe; a name to remember, a night to enjoy and an adieu to regret. a household name in the town, building my image since the age of thirteen i do work, but days seem to pass without much of a hassle behind the front desk, which is for the better, anyway. no one wants to be bothered more than they need be at their job. "i'm better than the stories about me."

[golddstbry-deactivated20160522]

There’s nothing like sleeping in your own bed.

[bluesebastian]

blueswallowberry:

Especially when it’s preceded by sleeping outside in tents the night before - no matter how often Noah makes me go camping in the desert, I’m never going to get used to it. 

Thank you, again, to everyone who came to his surprise birthday party last night - and furthermore, for keeping it a surprise. And, probably, most importantly, for helping make me keep it a secret. I’m never very good with those. 

Someone took my Vodka and I haven’t been able to get drunk properly. You should know I blame you for it.

[bluesebastian]

It’s a little windy;

[bluesebastian]

twinlakespuck:

I don’t know, dude. Think whatever you want. This conversation stopped making sense fifteen minutes ago.

Any conversation with you ends up making no sense, Puck. It’s not a coincidence.

[twinlakesrose-blog]

Seriously?

[bluesebastian]

twinlakesrose:

That just seems kind of excessive to me. Like why do you need a different towel for all of that.

Then you don’t know proper hygiene, sorry to say. If you think I’m avoiding you from now on, you know why that is.

[theblueweston-blog]

the pool is closed.

[bluesebastian]

theblueweston:

If you came to New Mexico for swimsuit models, then yes, I can see how that would narrow your playing field.

Every state has to have hot people, it doesn’t have to be swimsuit models. I’ve crossed from Massachusetts to here and not once did I have a problem finding someone who’s at least as hot as I am.

[golddstbry-deactivated20160522]

I had someone call about a reservation today.

[bluesebastian]

blueswallowberry:

Fortunately, you’re the only one who thinks I’m boring - no one else seems to have this issue. 

Yeah, that you know of. It’s okay, you know -- not everyone can be entertaining.

[twinlakesrose-blog]

Seriously?

[bluesebastian]

twinlakesrose:

How is it that one person can use three towels in one day at this place? How is it that a thing? I mean, even as a girl I don’t think I’ve ever used three towels any time I was doing anything other than going to the pool or attempting to clean up some giant mess. 

One for the hair, one for the body, and one for the face; it’s pretty simple, really.

[golddstbry-deactivated20160522]

I had someone call about a reservation today.

[bluesebastian]

blueswallowberry:

I happen to think I’m infinitely fascinating. I have knowledge about things most people in this town wouldn’t think twice about. Just because I’m not from some place exotic and exciting doesn’t mean I can’t be exciting. 

You and exciting don’t even look well in a sentence, Rachel. Besides, what you think and what others think is completely different.

[bluesebastian]

It’s a little windy;

[bluesebastian]

twinlakespuck:

Or you could just remove the stick that’s firmly lodged itself in your ass and be done with it. Just a fun suggestion.

If the hypothetical stick is my high standards in your opinion, I’d much rather keep it in.

[cuppakirby-blog]

So.

[bluesebastian]

twinlakespuck:

Why not? Any excuse to get drunk and have sex is a good one. Sorry you haven’t had the pleasure of experiencing either. 

That’s three steps away from being a legit insult -- good job, Puckerman!

[theblueweston-blog]

the pool is closed.

[bluesebastian]

theblueweston:

Desk duty is easy. Everything around here is easy, but desk duty is like, the easiest thing there is. I’d switch with you anytime.

It’s not the duty that’s the problem, it’s mostly that no one hot passes the premises.

[cuppakirby-blog]

So.

[bluesebastian]

twinlakespuck:

Since yesterday was my birthday and none of you assholes threw me a party, I’m doing it myself. I’ll find a room or something and I’m expecting gifts, so come prepared.

You still celebrate birthdays?

[bluesebastian]

It’s a little windy;

[bluesebastian]

twinlakespuck:

And somehow, that explains everything.

It’s not my problem no one knows how to keep my attention.

[theblueweston-blog]

the pool is closed.

[bluesebastian]

theblueweston:

I’m sure that’s exactly what happened; “Sebastian wants to swim, better shut down one of the only good things our hotel has going for it.”

That’s probably exactly how it went down. If they hate me enough to put me on front desk duty with Rachel, they hate me enough to close it.

[golddstbry-deactivated20160522]

I had someone call about a reservation today.

[bluesebastian]

blueswallowberry:

Are you trying to insinuate that I’m not good company to keep?

Well, I’m not exactly saying you’re the most interesting person around, that’s for sure.

[golddstbry-deactivated20160522]

I had someone call about a reservation today.

[bluesebastian]

blueswallowberry:

If you don’t want to work, Sebastian, why do you have a job? Don’t you have a trust fund you can fall back on? It’s not like you need the finances. 

Well, it’s not for the company. It feels awesome barely lifting a finger and earning money. Like a dream come true.

[golddstbry-deactivated20160522]

I had someone call about a reservation today.

[bluesebastian]

blueswallowberry:

We get maybe two phone calls a year, I doubt they’d care if we even turned it off, but on the strange circumstance we do get another call soon, I’m leaving it on. 

Aren’t you bored Sebastian? 

You’re far too willing to work for my taste.

Never. More work won’t cure your boredom partying will.

[theblueweston-blog]

the pool is closed.

[bluesebastian]

theblueweston:

Which is really annoying since I just cleaned it last night, but today the gate was locked and the whole thing is covered by tarp. Why, I don’t know, but I’ve been told by our negligent owners to leave it alone for a week.

Just when I decided it’s hot enough to go for a swim. Schuesters have something against me, that’s why the pool is closed, I’m sure.