pink station zero

official updates and news reports from the universe's first intergalactically-broadcast television programme, Pink Station Zero. always keep it cosmic.

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pinned post, quick info

hi everyone. just for the record, this blog is fan-made and fictional/not based in fact. im just a gal who loves hesitant alien (album by gerard way) and wants to explore the world it created.

posts 'in character' (fictional information presented like true news stories etc.) are tagged with #unreality. any out of character/genuine posts will be tagged #ida.

my posts do not contain any adult language/content/themes.

if you'd like to interact with the blog in character (for a bit of fun!) you can refer to me as 'pink station zero' or 'the station'. if you'd like to interact out of character/genuinely then feel free to address me as 'ida' (she/her).

example (in character): "hi, is this the station? im calling in to report solar flare activity."

example (out of character/genuine): "hi ida! your blog reminds me of another hesitant alien blog you should check out, it's called xyz."

thanks for reading. keep it cosmic.

[bluestationfour]

wishing a happy birthday to the 'hesitant alien'!

Good morning glitter gals, and welcome to Pink Station Zero's annual holiday, on which we celebrate the history of cosmic programming! Broadcasts today include archival footage of human artist Gerard Way performing their song, No Shows, the universe's first inter-galactically broadcast song, and subsequent number 1 hit! The song featured on his album, 'Hesitant Alien', which will also be broadcast, along with the artist's interview with our very own Jerry Silver. Wishing celestial joy to all on this most extraterrestrial day. Keep it cosmic.

[bluestationfour]

on the show next week

Make sure to tune in next week with movie actress Jina Barbeau, cloning engineer Stuart Stewart, and music from Gerard Way. This is Pink Station Zero, signing off. Keep it cosmic!

[bluestationfour]

call for live audience members

Good news, star chasers! The waiting list for live audience members on the show is now open! Fancy seeing live music, exclusive interviews and unique performances up-close?

Any species is welcome and transportation is free via teleport. Don't miss out! Wire-dial us on 0700-PSZ0 or transmit via radon beam. Keep it cosmic!

[bluestationfour]

tonight's programme

We have a very special announcement! Long awaited, the Captain's log of the infamous S7 Starliner is upcoming publication and viewers of the show can now pre-order your copy! Be sure to dial in, sparklers! Reach us at 0700-PSZ0 on your wire-dials. And remember, keep it cosmic.

[bluestationfour]

unmissable performance on the show tonight!

Martian lightning dancer, Susan Sky, is set to give an exclusive performance and interview on Pink Station Zero tonight. The performance has been described as "an experience somewhere between a shot from the heavens, and eating glitter glue". Be sure to tune in and catch those stars! Only on Pink Station Zero, 1900 lunar time, channel 7.

[bluestationfour]

viewer questions answered!

Bryan, aged 9, native citizen of planet Rapapapatannalopus asks:

"How do you broadcast so far, no matter where your spaceship is?"

That's a super cosmic question Bryan! The answer is that we have really long cables, and for off-world transmission, broadcasting through the vacuum is easy, without static or airwaves to get in the way! Hopefully that answered your question Bryan, and thanks for phoning it in. And remember, keep it cosmic.

[bluestationfour]

new lunar worm tunnel system discovered

Today a new segment of tunnels created by giant lunar worms were discovered on the moon. A couple picnicking near the famous Caralega crater stumbled across an entrance to the tunnel that had been hidden by rockfall. One of the women described the discovery, saying the tunnel mouth was revealed after her sandal caught on the uneven surface, causing her to stumble and the surface pebbles to shift. Currently thought to be extinct, sciologists are keen to learn more about the giant lunar worm, the only known species indigenous to the moon. More on this story at 10.

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breaking weather report: solar flares

We are receiving reports of solar flare and sunspot activity in the Delta segment of the Milky Way galaxy, travellers be advised. A wormhole diversion is being set up for through traffic, located in the Scissera solar system, by the planet Tempetara. The lane is due to be open within the hour, lunar time.

[bluestationfour]

daily report

Good morning star heads, it's a beautiful solar day here on Satellite 4. For the weather, we've received reports of temporal anomalies in the atmosphere and surrounding zones of gas giant Turgeten, in the Lukenhagen system, so be advised. Radiation levels in the lower galaxy are up today, so adjust meter readings accordingly and watch those rays, for any carbon-based species. As for the itinerary, we've an exciting one for you tunelovers today, as Earth artist Gerard Way will be performing a new song on the show. Be sure to tune in later for that glittery magic, on at 8 CGT (Central Galactic Time). You're watching Pink Station Zero, and remember, always keep it cosmic.