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The dream that won’t come true honestly is Raphael and Jace storming the Seelie realm to get Simon back.
Idea: Jimon doing domestic/mundane things like cleaning (just bc Simon's a vampire doesnt mean the shower doesnt need to be scrubbed) and rearranging furniture (Jace needs a change of scenery abt every 6 months so sometimes Simon comes home and the couch is in a different place) and watching TV and Simon explaining mundane references, sometimes to the point where he starts rambling (which Jace doesn't mind - Simon's love for nerd stuff is actually rlly sweet) I love my men so much
OKAY I JUST MOVED INTO A PLACE OF MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS, YOU KNOW, AND IT FIGURES YOU WOULD BRING THIS UP TOO YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE GOOD STUFF ABOUT JIMON!!!!
under a read more because it’s more than 1k of fairly banal headcanons
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Simon: Let me put on some music to set the mood.
Izzy: Okay :)
Simon:* turns on kids bop*
therapist: so, what you are thinking about?
me: star wars
dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
runedshadow:
“Oh, give me a break,” Jace said with a roll of mismatched eyes. “Shadowhunter, remember? And what, you weigh about a hundred pounds, soaking wet? I think I can handle it.” It wasn’t strange that Simon wanted to watch Game of Thrones, or cuddle, but Jace still felt like he should be feeding him in some way – that was what Maryse and the Lightwoods had always done for Jace when he was sick. Simon being a vampire didn’t mean that he didn’t need sustenance! “I think I can deal with that,” he said, and kicked off his shoes before climbing into bed next to Simon.
“Ugh, no, I feel like I have to be heavier than that.” He grumbled, though he really didn’t have the energy to devote much thought to it. Besides before he had too much time to get too stuck in his head and start thinking about all the things he hated about himself, Jace was next to him --- which always made everything better. Pulling his laptop off the bedside table, Simon placed it in the center of the bed and turned on an episode of whatever he’d been watching on Netflix before curling into Jace’s side and wrapping an arm around him.
runedshadow:
“You’re not pathetic,” Jace said firmly, and then with a thinly-veiled smirk, wrapped his arms more tightly around Simon to lift him, bridal style, against his chest and carry him to his bedroom. It wasn’t far, so Jace nudged open the door within a minute, and dropped Simon carefully in the center of the mattress. “There,” he said lightly, a teasing gleam in his eyes as he dragged the blankets up over Simon’s thin frame. “Do you want me to go find you some blood that isn’t infected, now?”
“Hey --- hey, I’m too heavy to be carrying.” Simon protested, hooking his arm around Jace’s neck regardless, if only to ensure he wasn’t going to fall out of the nephilim’s grasp. But he was in bed soon enough, snuggled up under his covers and hugging a pillow to his chest. “No, I wanna Netflix and cuddle. Or HBO and cuddle, I feel a Game of Thrones rewatch coming on.”
runedshadow:
“Okay, so, staking jokes? No longer funny,” Jace told Simon firmly, and dropped his hands to the vampire’s waist to pull him forward against the broad planes of Jace’s chest. It was getting easier to be affectionate toward Simon without feeling like an idiot, or like he was risking too much – the other man had been good for the blonde, in that respect. “Come on, let’s go back to bed,” he pushed, shifting one hand to rub Simon’s back gently.
Simon whined lightly and nuzzled his face into Jace’s shoulder. “Fine, but let the records show that I think a swift staking would be better than being sick and pathetic.” He paused, thinking for a moment. “I mean, I guess pathetic I can handle, that’s my normal, but sick sucks.” Wrapping his arms around the blond, Simon kissed his cheek. “Bed sounds good...”
current mood: needs to be kissed
#gentleman
runedshadow:
Jace’s hand slid up Simon’s neck to card through his hair gently. “Why are you up and moving around, then?” he chided, not bothering to hide the fact that he was worried – and Jace planned on being around in case Simon needed him. “I might even be willing to come to bed with you, if you ask very nicely,” he teased, and pressed a kiss to the other man’s cheek. “But no, no staking.”
Nuzzling into Jace’s hand with a contented hum, Simon shrugged. “I’m sick, not dying. Probably.” He chuckled, laying one of his hands against Jace’s hip. “I dunno, I think staking would be pretty great. Besides, I’m sure you have important nephilim stuff, and staking is way less time consuming than anything else.”
runedshadow:
One of Jace’s eyebrows shot up at the first request, then drew downward in concern as he registered the rest of the explanation. “I’m not going to kill you,” he said firmly, and reached out to cup the side of Simon’s neck. “Did Raphael mention if it was dangerous? And how long it takes to leave your system?” Despite the fact that Jace tried to keep things light between them, he cared for Simon – he cared about him a great deal, and if he couldn’t help but be worried.
Simon shrugged, and visibly relaxed when he felt Jace’s hand on his neck. “He said it’ll be a couple days, maybe a week.” He sighed, scrubbing a hand over his face. “And it shouldn’t be super dangerous, but just like anything it can escalate. I don’t see how, I already feel like death, but apparently it can get worse.” The idea of which seemed awful and unwanted. “Sure you won’t kill me? Just a quick little staking.”
@runedshadow liked this for something smol.
“I think I’m sick. Mercy kill me?” Was it a little dramatic? Maybe. Did Simon care? Not really. “Raphael says I must have gotten blood from someone who was sick. This was supposed to be one of the perks of vampirism, and now that’s out the window.”
A wild starter call appears! Simon wants to do smol things.