No Slut Shaming Zone

24. F. CT. Animator in training. I post a lot of sexy things.

[sexhaver]

i cant even read the news any more and function as a person without being paralyzed by dread. it really feels like the world is going to end in the next decade and im supposed to just have a career and pay taxes

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[f-lert0u]

[justanotherass]

these stories and these characters mean so much to me

[factsinallcaps]

THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA. 

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This makes a lot more sense

[moan-s]

[dzdbabe]

[danger]

[theavengers]

[better-positive-memes]

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[madnessandmakebelieve]

some fucking teenager called me “ma'am” today and I can’t stop thinking about it

[naiveasf]

[traumashitpost]

a post: people w mental illnesses are deserving of love and support always !!

me: yes, true, good post op

me, remembering that i am mentally ill: with one unfortunate exception

[halloweenskellington]

[f-lert0u]

[rodnt]

i wish being a heterophobe was a real thing that affected straight people because some of you truly need to be oppressed

[thahalfrican]

Fuck nudes, send me s̑̓͏̣̮͖͙̖̼͍̦ţ̸͇̘͇̤̤̰ͥ͆͢r͈̙̆͆̎ͤͭ͂̽̀̀ã̡̖̻̟ͧi̴̸̩̟͙͇̪̯̙̮̇̄ͬ̉́ͭ̈́g̨͇̠̳̤͓̼̦̬̭̊͛ͪͬ̀̒ͭ̉͜h͖̟̫̑̎͘t̠̺̤ͤͤ̕͜͡ ̲̓ͤͤ̍ͩ͞ţ̶̙̥͚̗̱̍o̱̻͙̭͍͔̰̱̚̕ ̝̱̥̟̼͈̱͈̙̉͊ͩ͐͗ͯḥ̵̶̭̲̖̹̫ͥͤ̎̌ͦ̓͑ͩe̶̘̬̳̳̞͚͉̖͒ͭ͊̊l͎͙̝͉͓̽ͤ̀͢͞l̷̩͎͙͓̝̏̇͝ͅ