Actual Husbando

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[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[satanstrousers]

The thing no one tells you about achieving the dream of being a regular at a restaurant to the point where they know your order is that you're just locked into that order forever lest they start assuming you want some variety in your life.

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[natalieironside]

When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

You have my

[natalieironside]

🫡 Thank you for your

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

[natalieironside]

[katelyn-danger]

[neververy4]

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[unyieldingsilence]

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[sp1resong]

[p4nishers]

clark shouting "people were going to DIE" in the face of the "think of the consequences of your actions" argument is so fucking important to me bc it really IS that simple you can't look at a genocide and just twiddle your thumbs bc you're a afraid of the consequences ESPECIALLY when you can do something about it and THATS WHAT CLARK DID. WITHOUT HESITATION. WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW IT COULD HURT HIM. bc hes a good person and in his brain its really just people were going to die so i had to step in bc what else would it be. superman i love you i love you i love you

[fuerrow]

Drifter in da torment nexus, what will he do Based off of my other Drifter comics and other headcannons

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[saywhatjessie]

#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown

[the-dice-hag]

[ventusmongus]

play deadlock !!! we have good parent and Terrible influence from The Lash

[satanstrousers]

Getting a kosher lunch in midtown Manhattan is like:

"Would you like pizza? Sushi from a pizza place? Falafel from a pizza place? A bagel? Pizza from a bagel place? Falafel from a bagel place? Sushi from a bagel place? Shawarma? Falafel from a shawarma place? Sushi from a shawarma place? Burger from a shawarma place? A burger? Sushi from a burger place? Shawarma from a burger place? Falafel from a burger place? Regardless what you choose that will be $40 dollars."

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]