[blxckflxg]

@triforcegeoff im not sure. i’m either fine or have caught the plague. will keep you updated on my progress.

[blxckflxg]

I have been froggy all morning and I don’t know why but this can stop.

[krstnmct]

hi i’m geoff. sometimes i’m pretty cool other times i’m kinda of lame. let’s be best pals @ watershrubs

[xblack-comax]

“Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

 I have no name. No, really. When I was born, my mom drew a blank and never filled out the birth certificate incorrectly. I got put into the system as “boy”.

No, no. You’re right. That was utterly ridiculous. What was I thinking when I thought that you’d fall for that? The name’s Corry. Corry Davenport. I happen to be the sound technician for @blxckflxg. Yes, that means that I make him sound good. How unfortunate that I work for him, right? I know. Tell me about it.Sometimes, I consider smothering him in his sleep with a pillow. Not only does he underpay me, but he’s a bully. I’m an asshole, you say? No, you’re highly mistaken. I’m a nice guy. I promise. I just have a crude sense of humor.

By the way, I adore the city. The city. As in New York City. I grew up in the Bronx, but currently, when not on tour, you can usually find me in Cleveland with my tots and my boyfriend.

Come plot with me or whatever it is that you rascals do.

Google Hangouts is: timbered.heart

[blxckflxg]

@triforcegeoff i was really hoping we were already friends but you know what? i’ll take it if you’re offering friendship. better now than never tbh.

[blxckflxg]

@triforcegeoff it’s like a craigslist personals ad for friendship and i suck so i always feel like i’m falsely advertising

[blxckflxg]

also, one of these days i’ll do my intro but that’s gonna take me a while because uhhhhh...i hate doing them.

[blxckflxg]

i fuckin forgot my headset and had to bring casie to the doctor so now i’m stuck here having to talk to a moody child instead of just putting music on for her and letting her ignore me. today just isn’t my day.

[blxckflxg]

it’s way too early o’clock, ya boi fucked up his url, and getting a bunch of kids ready for the day is a task not easily tackled without consuming a whole pot of coffee.

tldr; rip kells.

[future-music]

[blxckflxg]

all i talk about is my kid but it's fine because that's all anyone wants me to talk about so i'm just giving the people what they ask for

[blxckflxg]

just got a call from casie's school saying she wants to come home and when i got her on the phone and asked why her answer was "fourth grade sucks and i want to go to sleep" so it looks like today is her first taste of what being an adult is like.

[blxckflxg]

good morning, i was just roasted by casie for falling asleep while i made her breakfast and she says now i have a bed time since she's tired of me burning her scrambled eggs because i was up too late playing video games.

[blxckflxg]

here by (not so) popular demand is my intro. i'm kells. on the left i'm whispering sweet nothings to my mans slim and on the right i'm a sweaty mess. i don't like to do intros and i suck at talking about myself if i'm not being asked questions so just go buy bloom and send me a screen cap of the receipt from itunes at yvngkells on hangouts if you wanna make me be your friend.

[blxckflxg]

maybe today i'll intro or maybe i'll keep you all waiting forever on an intro that never happens

[blxckflxg]

trying to decide what to wear in the morning is such a challenge

[birdonahotdog]

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order