Blood Meridian Confessions

BM confessions, revived. || Not the original owner of either of the other blogs. || OP uses all pronouns.

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WELCOME.

This blog is dedicated to posting confessions, thoughts, and theories about Blood Meridian. After the nuking of two previous confessions blogs, this is a (potentially) temporary solution if the others do not return.

All types of asks are welcome. NSFW or similarly toned confessions will be tagged with #freak meridian. All others will be tagged with #blood meridian. All asks are under #blood meridian confessions. All characters mentioned in a confession will also be tagged appropriately. Anonymous asks are enabled.

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Recently reread blood meridian and thought about having Judge holden, HABIT(emh) and Happy chaos from Guilty gear as my nightmare blunt rotation. I might actually die if I DO smoke a joint with them.

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This may be true nightmare blunt rotation.

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I still remember the time I misread one of the characters burning police officer or some kind of authority and thought that character burned himself by mistake so the entire time I just imagine him being charred but alive and everytime he came back I thought it was funny that he was still alive being burned and put in prison despite never being burned

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Y'all are interesting.

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First of all, I was disappointed to see another blog got deleted. Why tumblr hates the fandom😭

Also, I saw on some other blog a take that AM (from I have no mouth and i must scream) is a feedist. And since they are both in the group of "greatest villains", I started wondering if Holden is too. Maybe the fandom can answer me.

I can't answer that question. Perhaps the fandom can.

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I still want to rest my head on Toadvine’s chest hair and maybe bury my face in it. (I know it’s probably gonna smell SO BAD but what if he showers beforehand???)

Y'all are hopeless. But, this is the Blood Meridian fandom, and I'm in it, so who am I to say anything?

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Blood meridian is one of the freakiest Fandoms I know, genuinely. I guess people just want senseless violence, flesh, blood and endless monologues about holiness of it all.

Blood Meridian is, inherently, about the worst of the worst. That’s alluring in and of itself. Part of being human is a fascination with the taboo and horrible. It’s understandable.

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Someone should animate Judge singing "Psycho" by Mia Rodriguez

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No comment

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Everytime I see Judge Holden drawn as a lady I can’t help but sigh because they always remove the traits that make Holden, HOLDEN.

Why must you remove the belly? Sliming her face even though she’d have a chubby baby face too? MAKE HER BALD TOO! I never understand artists who make gender bends of males “conventionally attractive” because I can assure you people would rather see a big muscular and fat lady than the same thing over and over.

I love women who could crush me like a soda can. We need more of those. I would very much like more of those.

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Judge Holden and his snake femboy bf and they both hate each other and the snake bf sometimes hypnotizes the Judge

They’re also part of a different gang and all of them are in Hell

Some other demon replaced the Judge’s spot in the hierarchy because Satan wanted a new second-in-command

And the Judge has a best friend named Smeldon who’s 3 feet tall, 45 years old, and the embodiment of 4chan

(I am so sorry that you had to comprehend this 👍)

Oh!

…Well I’m glad you’re having fun.

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Something kind of funny happened recently and now I can't get it out of my head, so I'm just gonna project it on middle aged mass murderers. Imagine Holden standing next to Glanton (whom i headcanon as being about 176 cm) and glanton making a remark about how big the Judge is. He then proceeds to say that he's not thaaaat tall, Glanton looks slightly confused and asks how tall he thinks he is. Judge than dead ass says: 179cm... John falls silent, mostly not to laugh.

I use freedom units so I'm not sure how tall that is but I will take your word for it.

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Does anyone else hate how Cormac decided to name at least THREE of the characters in the book “John”? Like I get that John Joel Glanton was a real guy and all but I’m SEVENTY percent sure the John Jackson’s aren’t real. HE CAN COME UP WITJ “cold autistic darkness” but not ANOTHER NAME???

There were also many men named John at the time, so I presume it fits.

I think the darkness being autistic is funny.

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Goonton gang

No comment.

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Holden×Tobin It's an abusive, problematic ship because poor Judge is suffering from a fucking stalker priest

There's only one thing worse than a rapist: Boom.

A priest.

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The previous confessions blog indirectly caused my fear of making a mistake that causes everyone to hate and abandon me forever! I’m not going to list the actual chain of events because I might come off as trauma dumping, but I hope the idea still stands.

Don't know what happened and I'm not gonna ask. I tended to steer clear of any drama that came up in those blogs.

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Remember that one anon who compared Judge Holden yumeshippers to IDF soldiers? That was weird. (I want to find whoever was behind them because good lord that was one of the worst takes I’ve seen)

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Judge Holden is a yandere

Glanton is a tsundere

And Tobin is a dandere

Someone please draw them as Japanese visual novel dateables. Doki Doki Literature Club style.

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Amphibian Climbing Plant is the hottest character in Blood Meridian fr fr 🩷

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