hi lol

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Cory: Let’s do something scary!

Shawn: we could all go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts

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shawn: rest in peace, dad. i know you’re looking up at us right now

jack: …up?

shawn: yeah, he used to beat me a little too often

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cory, nervously: topanga… i’m bisexual

topanga, sighing in relief: oh thank god, i was so afraid that you didn’t know

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Shawn: I’ve got to show you something

Shawn: *turns around*

Angela: Nice

Shawn: That’s not it, but thank you

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Jack: has anyone at any point in your life ever told you that they love you?

Shawn: does family count?

Jack: yes

Shawn: then no

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Shawn: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Cory: you’re my award, Shawn

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Eric: you deserve an award for putting up with me

Jack: hell yeah I do. You’re a real bitch sometimes

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Shawn: People are always trying to stop me from having fun. It’s always like “Shawn, that’s illegal!” and “Stop it, you’re gonna get arrested!”

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Jack: wait, did you just flirt with me?

Eric: have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing

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Shawn: can we order takeout?

Eric: what did Jack say?

Shawn: he said no

Eric: then why are you asking me?

Shawn: ‘cause he’s not the boss of you

Eric, internally: this is a trap, this is a trap, this is a trap—

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Eric: hey, Shawn, I dare you to—

Cory: He isn’t allowed to accept dares

Shawn: apparently, I have “no regards for my personal safety”

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Shawn: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cory: Shawn, just this morning youthought a ghost made you breakfast

Shawn: I DID NOT OUT THE BREAD IN! I DID NOT PUTTHE BREAD IN!

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thinking about angela who was so afraid of turning out like her mother and hurting someone she loved by leaving and shawn who had been abandoned so many times that he started pushing everyone away and how their arc should've been about them both finally breaking their cycles and saying to each other "i love you and i'm not going anywhere i'm gonna choose you i'm gonna stay with you and i'm scared but i'm gonna do it anyway" but instead they just had to put shawn with a white girl :/

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Mr. Feeny: Is anyone here straight?

Cory: *raises hand*

Shawn: *pulls Cory’s hand down*

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Boy meets world au where everything the same except Cory, Shawn and Topenga are all dating. Send post.

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Shawn: *wearing a cool outfit*

Cory: man, I wish I could pull that off

Shawn: go ahead

Cory: What?

Shawn, sweating: what

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Cory: do you guys think I complain too much?

Angela, walking into the room: what is Cory bitching about now?

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Jack, trying to get to know Shawn: so… when’s your birthday?

Shawn: why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?