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Rose: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Michiru, Nazuna, & Shirou: Okay.
Rose: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Michiru: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Nazuna: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Shirou: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Michiru: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Pinga: *crouches down*
Nazuna: *kneels down*
Shirou: *sits on the floor*
Michiru:
Michiru: I hate all of you.
Nazuna: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Michiru: Wow. They sound stupid.
Nazuna: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Michiru: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Nazuna: I guess you’re right. Hey Michiru, I love you.
Michiru: See! Just say that!
Nazuna: Holy fucking shit.
Michiru: If that flies over their head then, sorry Nazuna, but they're too dumb for you.
Nazuna: Michiru.
Nazuna: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Michiru: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Nazuna: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Shirou, on a walkie talkie: This is Shirou, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Michiru: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Shirou: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Pinga can fight in that dress either.
Pinga: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Gem, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Michiru: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Michiru: Where are you going?
Marie: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Michiru: If you had to choose between Alan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Shirou: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Rose: Shirou!
Michiru: 63 cents.
Shirou: I'll take the money.
Rose: SHIROU!!!
Michiru: Shirou isn’t answering his phone
Rose: I’ll call
Michiru: Nazuna and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Shirou: Hello?
*Rose is helping Shirou out after he got injured, while the others are watching*
Michiru: How does Shirou look?
Nazuna: A little better than you, actually.
Michiru: Do you take constructive criticism?
Marie: I only take cash or credit.
Michiru: Please, I'm begging you, go see a doctor.
Shirou: I'm sorry, is this our stab wound? Stay out of this.
Alan: Hey Shirou can I get a sip of your water?
Shirou: It's not water.
Alan: Vodka, I like your style!
Shirou: It's vinegar.
Alan: Wh-Wha-
Shirou: It's vinegar, pussy.
Michiru: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Shirou, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Michiru:
Michiru: fsh
Michiru: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Shirou: I do have a sense of humor you know
Michiru: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Shirou: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Pinga: Thanks fam!
Shirou: oh no
Nina: *cries* I love you too
Alan: Sounds fake but okay
Michiru: *A flustered mess*
Marie: can i get a refund
'Can I copy the homework?'
Nina: I can help you with it!
Shirou: Yeah, sure.
Pinga: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Nazuna: lol nope.
Michiru: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Alan: *Read 5:55pm*
Marie: 20 bucks.