i should write something.

i'm going to be entirely honest. i hate you.

[ashenwaste]

me: people assume patrick is the persecutor of the system but really his role is to protect michael. people wrongly assume he’s the antagonist of mla0 when really his motives are not against michael’s, but rather in his best interest. his goal is to protect michael from slenderman and anyone who might hurt him. he does fucked up things but that doesn't make him the antag. shaun is actually more of an antagonist in mlandersen0 than patrick is, since he actively goes against the protagonist- michael- several times.

person: i think i see my friend across the bar actually

[ashenwaste]

actually fuck it its been long enough since i moved blogs for me to properly put up a notice saying where i went. im @boatemlag now and have been for a while. sorry for ghosting this blog i was experiencing the horrors. now it will be a testament to who i was as a teen lol

[ashenwaste]

I THOUGHT U DIED THEN I SAW U POSTED ON IG IM SO GLAD URE ALIVE

HELP IDK WHO THIS IS BUT I DID ABANDON THIS BLOG 😅 IM AT A NEW BLOG NOW MESSAGE ME ILL GIVE U THE URL

[ashenwaste]

everymanHYBRID has now officially been around for eight slutty, slutty years

[ashenwaste]

i missed the anniversary but everymanHYBRID has existed for nine slutty, slutty years

[ashenwaste]

everymanHYBRID has existed for ten slutty, slutty years!

[ashenwaste]

everymanHYBRID has existed for eleven slutty slutty years 😌

[ashenwaste]

everymanHYBRID has now been around for twelve slutty slutty years

[ashenwaste]

hey, do u still have that sticker on ur teespring that said something like "questions: $5"? i just got a cane and im feeling the internalized ableism and also i support u from afar a lot and would love to get it to support us both

hi i'm not really on this blog anymore so i didn't see this 😭😭😭 that actually wasn't my sticker! i do believe it was this lovely artist here, so check it's stuff out (link)

[ashenwaste]

im a scholar in anime boy genders

[rezindian-deactivated20210804]

[computerram]

im right

[computerram]

ask and you will recieve

[ashenwaste]

[ID: An image of Bill Clinton sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing headphones and surrounded by four album covers, edited to be Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance, Morbid Stuff by PUP, The Dream is Over by PUP, and ¡Viva la Cobra! by Cobra Starship. /end ID]

""tagged"" by @rita to do your four no skip albums with this generator (link here)!!!! i tag (if u want) @ze1ink @lesbitchin @pipisroom @caimani @dirt-goth and anyone else i can't think of rn who sees this post!

i have so many other no skip albums but these are the ones that came to mind :) technically viva la cobra isnt "no skip" bc i never listen to scandalous or pleasure ryland, and i usually skip my life is over and i couldnt be happier (the dream is over), but in my mind theyre my no skips :)

honorable mentions to after laughter (paramore), fashion nugget (cake), santi (the academy is...), a fever you can't sweat out (panic! at the disco), almost here (the academy is...), vice & virtues (panic! at the disco), and many many musical theater albums...

[ashenwaste]

they need to add the mute function on tumblr like word wars would be avoided with that thing i think

[sir-sunny-deactivated20241008]

i recolored sum sprites in my own style cuz uhm.. uhhhhhhhhhh uuumhm hmm 

Keep reading

[battleofhoth]

Anyways here’s my complete analysis on why any movie outside of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy is dog shit

[ashenwaste]

i am sleeping naked in my own bed in my own room all is peace and love and right with the world i love when it is perfectly dark and quiet and i am alone #girl #feminism #autist

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

[the-catto]

what the fuck does this mean

[jamesbitchjames]

looks like someone didn’t read the silmarillion

[mechaacek]

what is this roommate energy

[hermitsdescribed]

[ID: an in-game screenshot of a spruce sign against a stone wall, reading "Iskall I Went Shopping", "We Are Broke". The text is black and outlined in white. / End ID]

[marronbunnie]

AND THE CURTAIN FALLS!

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!