Oasis

🌸 Y/N's harem 🌸

[takaradachii]

hawks: the moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

dabi, looking at hawks: hm.. but do you know what’s more beautiful?

dabi and hawks in unison: [name].

[connor-likes-dogs]

Twice: Dabi, why do you have so many posters of Y/N?

Dabi: Those are wanted posters.

Dabi: …

Dabi: Don't you dare tell her.

[crazycatlady-27]

dabi: I'll offer you some friendly advice- y/n: I don't want your advice. dabi: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

[drunk-cryptic-witch]

Bakugo: *in a battle, confused why no villains are coming his way*

Bakugo: *spots Y/N up ahead*

Bakugo: CAN YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF THEM OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE-

[slyfoxann544]

Incorrect MHA-26 (BakusquadxReader)

[homos-in-training]

Y/n: [gets call from unkown and put it on speaker]

Y/n: Hello

Kidnapper: We have your child.

Y/n: WTF?! I don't have a child! I'm 15

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?

Y/n: Shit. [shouting] GUYS THEY GOT KAMINARI!#

[justanotherfangirlwup]

Shigaraki: *Laughing non stop after destroying 50% of a city, dirty and covered in blood*

Me: wow... That's Hot

Mr. Compress: That's wHAT-

[bnha-incorrect-xreader-quotes]

Y/N: Got my stuff, got my boys, we are ready to go!

Bakugou: Uhh... we are not her boys.

Denki: Yeah we are.

Sero: Yeah we are!

[bnha-incorrect-xreader-quotes]

Y/N: Endeavour? The kids want to know where Hawks is. I told them he got sucked up into an airplane engine. Is that alright?

[bnha-incorrect-xreader-quotes]

Todoroki: You and Midoriya are cute. I'll put you in a boat.

Midoriya: You'll put us in a what?

Y/N: ...Is he trying to say he ships us?

[bnha-incorrect-xreader-quotes]

Y/N: Bakugou, why don't you just do the right thing and jump of a roof? Mr. Aizawa would never fail me if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend.

Bakugou: I fucking hate you.

[bnha-incorrect-xreader-quotes]

Y/N right before doing something stupid: Mr. Aizawa, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

[bnha-incorrect-xreader-quotes]

*The league of villains trying to recruit Y/N*

Y/N: I told you, I don't want to join your super secret boyband.

[comfortcharacterprompts]

Y/n: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, etc. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

[queen-of-hoshido]

Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Shiragaki: ... Your what?

Y/n: My friends.

Spinner: Are they saying “friends”?

Dabi: I think they're being sarcastic.

Toga: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.

[connor-likes-dogs]

Toga: Y/N can't be good at everyting! Maybe she's a terrible kisser.

Dabi & Shigaraki: No, she's good at that too

Toga: What?

Dabi & Shigaraki: What?

[bnha-incorrect-xreader-quotes]

Y/N: *Does something cool with their quirk*

Y/N: *Turns to Bakugou* How was that huh?! I'm pretty good at this ain't I?

Bakugou: Yeah, you were pretty...

Y/N: ...

Bakugou: ...

Y/N: ...

Bakugou: ...

Y/N: Uh... you mean, "pretty, good at this", right?

Bakugou: *Realises his mistake*

[bnha-incorrect-xreader-quotes]

Denki: Why do you always watch so much true crime stuff?

Y/N: Just in case you slip up.

Denki: I-