Bob from the Finance Department @bob-from-finance - Tumblr Blog

Who is Bob from the finance department…

Ah, I have identified Bob

If my manager is going to be up my ass all day about these reports, could they at least use lube? Anal irritation leads to burn out after all.

dave-from-work-offical

First thing I see when opening tumblr in a month.

bob-from-finance

Welcome back, I hope your anal irritation healed during your vacation.

dave-from-work-offical

Wow, ok. Greeting me with no respect after all I’ve done for the company

bob-from-finance

Done what? You don't even attend meetings!

Agnostic boss "nobody know where all of the finance reports come from"

#bob from finance #don't tell corporate

bob-from-finance

If my manager is going to be up my ass all day about these reports, could they at least use lube? Anal irritation leads to burn out after all.

dave-from-work-offical

First thing I see when opening tumblr in a month.

bob-from-finance

Welcome back, I hope your anal irritation healed during your vacation.

caffedorzo

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Voting ended onAug 1

#a hacker that steals money from elon musk's bank account directly with receipts that it is from him #As long as I don't get into trouble for this absolutely yes

If my manager is going to be up my ass all day about these reports, could they at least use lube? Anal irritation leads to burn out after all.

#bob from finance #don't tell corporate

Everybody be talkin about the patriarch and the matriarch. But we need more nonbinary head-of-household representation. Introducing the theytriarch!

#bob from finance

You know, I should get a raise. I mean, with all this blogging I'm doing, I'm basically doing the marketing team's job.

#bob from finance #fuck the marketing department

Got yelled at again today because the company "spent too much money on useless nonsense" again for like the last 15 years. I always have to bite my tongue because 1) we're still making great money so idk what they're bitching about and 2) I'm certainly NOT the one spending the money, maybe go bitch out the person who keeps spending it!

#bob from finance #if I were a braver man I'd hold up a mirror and say “here's who is spending all the money”#but alas I don't wanna get fired

My supervisor asked me why I'm always complaining about neck/shoulder pain. And idk, maybe it's from the pressure of carrying this fucking department. But hey, we'll never truly know.

#bob from finance

You ever think about how there is so much money out there and food and shelter out there yet millions of people die every year because some rich ass psycopaths decided that being a hoarding dragon from a fairy tale was #goals and not the villains of the story?

#bob from finance #don't tell corporate