Human James

I am Human James I enjoy pizza and burgers as well as sleeping I do not enjoy taxes. I am not an alien, nor is are any of my human siblings. Banner by @themockingbirdsystem 😁

[james-offical]

James

I am James. I like birds and pizza and activities such as watching sports on the TV. I do not enjoy taxes and I do have bones (teeth are visible in the profile picture, wherein I am shown smiling as a friendly gesture).

I am a human friend of many. He and him pronouns in use.

Member of The Evil Alliance, I live in @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical’s attic on weekdays and in @burning-britain-official’s house on weekends. 😄

Dni hydrogen bomb mouse fairy painters. You know who you are.

Feel free to ship me with people just don’t ship to the extreme north or south latitudes it is too cold and I will frown. Live laugh love 🫶.

I have three awesome human siblings, @keith-oficcal, @jake-offical, and @ben-offical

My adoptive sons: @tomy-offical @ymot-offical

Ooc:

Mod is a minor and cannot help with donations unfortunately.

Please do not impersonate other people in asks, it is rude.

The banner is by @themockingbirdsystem :]

I (mod) use any and all pronouns, I don’t care which ones you use or how frequently you use them.

Feel free to send asks!

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

"the glass is half empty" "the glass is half full" no. you're both wrong. the glass is full of pee #pissimist

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

@no-one-offical @do-not-u-dare @raventhecrispy-offical @tired-shipper @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @anonmous-offical

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

HOLY SHIT I'M CONSIDERED FAMOUS!?!?

MOOTS ASSEMBLE!

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@etherealjellyfishcreature, @graphoon, @likablemuffin, @ffxbenitoxff, @stationaryribbons, @reze-bo0m, @yumenyann, @cinnnanyan, @ineedseveretherapy, @illrabidraccoon, @ch3rrygrave, @unjudgmentalnoob, @anchored-landmine, @moonlivtnova, @c00lgv1, @landm1ne-ky, @cringey-guy, @dy1ngang3l, @inf3cted-c0rpse @moony-buckets, @alpheiamoth, @tormentingcupid, @chvvya-wannab3, @bubbles-existential @veryhungrycaterpillar-official @verysillything @iliketoeatair @blankblackbox1 @writers-offical @penny-offical @nico-di-angelo-offical @mentally-wolfed @dyingpen-offical @radiant-sunlight-angel @musiclly–declined @manicali @the-evil-skull @radioactive-gem @shardbound @energywaste @kerosiiniviini

[james-offical]

Holy moly!

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #roaches twice a day.

[james-offical]

Malapractice. What? No, marmalade. Malaclypse.

This is wrong.

[james-offical]

hi got nuked so I live here now. I was asadsadlittleman we were moots. sigh

(ooc) Damn, sorry about that. Why’d they nuke it?

[james-offical]

I must construct a wizardlike cloak. I do not know how! But I will construct the garment nonetheless!!!!

[james-offical]

The sleeves 😕

[james-offical]

I should be allowed incinerate individuals.

[james-offical]

I must construct a wizardlike cloak. I do not know how! But I will construct the garment nonetheless!!!!

[james-offical]

The sleeves 😕

[james-offical]

I must construct a wizardlike cloak. I do not know how! But I will construct the garment nonetheless!!!!

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[james-offical]

right I had to go check AND

👎👎👎👎🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅😬😬😬

[james-offical]

im like al teeny bit new on Tumblr so with -official accounts do they like all have lore or is that not necessary cuz to my knowledge this blog has like atleast a bit of lore

(ooc) Offical blogs can be a gimmick, character, roleplay, aesthetic, or whatever blog. Being part of the Officalverse usually just means you have “offical” (or something like that) in your username and you’re in the community! They don’t all have lore, this blog has some because I’m trying to create this alien-pretending-to-be-human character (though a good bit of that lore has been built on interactions with other members of the officalverse, like James’ fear of paint.)

Apologies if this is incomprehensible, I chose not to sleep.

[james-offical]

I’m so sorry if you’ve been asked this before, but have you seen the show Resident Alien? :) For no reason :)

Ah, is it a TV series! I do enjoy television. I have not seen this individual, and I will observe the series if possible. It sounds very interesting, seeing an alien, unlike my human self, attempt to fit into the complex human society. A truly unique point or view, it is a very interesting topic to consider! I am not fearful at this time. I am very calm.

Yes, I will watch this television series. Big fan of Alan Wray Tudyk.

[amnesia-offical]

Yes!! That’s exactly why I thought you’d like it; it’s always fun to see a character who’s the exact opposite of ourselves!

That’s why I love The Bourne Idenity

[james-offical]

Yes yes, a very entertaining experience. Thank you for the recommendation, friend!

[james-offical]

Lore question but since burn is dead/missing do you still live at his cabin or do you live their permanently?

I do still enter the cabin on weekends while staying with ham sandwich consumer during weekdays. Burn is often not present, but I stay in the area nonetheless.

…should I be taking a different action?

[james-offical]

I’m so sorry if you’ve been asked this before, but have you seen the show Resident Alien? :) For no reason :)

Ah, is it a TV series! I do enjoy television. I have not seen this individual, and I will observe the series if possible. It sounds very interesting, seeing an alien, unlike my human self, attempt to fit into the complex human society. A truly unique point or view, it is a very interesting topic to consider! I am not fearful at this time. I am very calm.

Yes, I will watch this television series. Big fan of Alan Wray Tudyk.

[james-offical]

Hello James. I am your evil cousin named Semaj. I HATE TV AND I LOVE TAXES!!!!

Cousin Semaj! We must duel. Bring your human weapon.

[genderqueer-offical]

anyone want an offical MINECRAFT SKIN?

heyyyy! i've been making minecraft skins for 7+ years and thought, ykw, why not put them to use? @evil-lemon-shark-offical just created an offical minecraft server, and i wanted to pitch in to ask if anyone wants a skin based off their offical account?

if this post gets enough attraction i'll put out a google form where you can tell me what you want as a skin.

for reference, this is what my skins look like -> https://www.minecraftskins.com/skin/24094036/lesb-an----m/

yeaahhh i stopped posting on skindex for a while but ykw i'm gonna lock in and make skins anyway.

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[genderqueer-offical]

offical minecraft skin GOOGLE FORM!

this form does not collect emails and will not ask you, under any circumstances, for any personal information whatsoever (except the name of your offical account, if that counts lmao) so don't stress about taking this. if you're still uneasy filling out forms, go ahead and answer the questions in the form in my asks instead <3

OFFICAL minecraft skin request form !!

if you're in the officalverse and want a minecraft skin for the offical minecraft server <3

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tagging moots for boost vv

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[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

(image source)

[james-offical]

I’m James!

[james-offical]

Why are you my name

I do not understand?

[im-pants]

You know my real name from my Microsoft account:/

[james-offical]

I do not frequent the small soft media.

[james-offical]

Why are you my name

I do not understand?