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“WELL IF PEOPLE CANT DEAL WITH ME HAVING A DRAGON, I SUGGEST THEY GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!”

bobthegloblin

I think I used this exact argument like yesterday

splooge-mcducc

You know I had to yabba dabba doo it to em

My AP Lang teacher just used the phrase "puny brain" a solid 14 times today

#help #big brain #puny brain #help yo #english #school

bobthegloblin

Guys strategy club is a new form of chaotic

Like last Friday we had a kid build a barricade out of lab stools

And this Friday we all screamed Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You and gave my friend David Cute Anime Boy HairTM

All while playing Game of Thrones the board game

bobthegloblin

Y'all the chaos continues:

Picture this, you're a teacher and you're hosting a club full of nerds playing Nerd GamesTM and so you leave for like 2 minutes to go throw out the ice in your cup, and you come back, and there it is

7 teenagers clapping ominously

And singing

Let It Go

While 4 others are T-posing in the background

That was today

#gamer #wtf #wtf is going on #friends #yall #game #boi #t pose meme #t pose

thenatsdorf

Dog gently pets kitten.

bobthegloblin

I would die for him

adrian714-deactivated20200501

So the other day in my trig class, I had this girl mention to her friend that I haven't spoken to her in like 2 days. No duh I came here to pass the class, not listen to your gossip and make nice with someone who's opinions belong in an incinerator. Her tea is cold and her voice makes dogs cower. I don't want to be friends with someone who has the personality of fucking moldy toast, Thank you very much

greelin

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent