I'm flattered by your interest.

My name is Skylar. Meow.

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I GOT A NEW BABY. #pumpkin

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Halloween horror nights was cool

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sightings

[ejaysaurus]

Do we all just know?

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Not sorry

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Sorry

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tfw when you put on lipstick perfectly at 3 am. #icantdomakeup

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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Heyyyy I took a good selfie

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Sup

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Story of my life

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Things I find in dads apartment

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Long time no see @alvaroad94 #newyork #reunion #wemissyoumanny

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I played with this as a baby. #ohnostalgia #seriously

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Falafel is life

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getting up before 4pm on a weekday and not being too lazy to make yourself food