( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i like dis place

 Ramblings of an English girl in a Welsh town called NEATH. also i love peter capaldi he is the sexy baby of my fantasies  (♥_♥)

[destroyablehorse]

this is the rudest cat

[the-book-ferret]

This is the best

[boneffingvoyage]

My cat does this to me all the feckin time

[phillip-bankss]

i didn’t do anymore nog pics like i wanted to 

[textsfrom2fort]

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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass

[do-you-want-a-second-opinion]

do doodles get worse than this? probably not but happy Christmas anyways!

[boneffingvoyage]

y is medic so sexy liek

[meladoodle]

Sorry kids, but santa claus isn’t real. It’s just your dad in a santa costume. Also your dad isn’t real. It’s just me in a dad costume.

[ravengeist-deactivated20220331]

Science side of tumblr, Why am i so tired?

[iamscienceside-deactivated20150]

Have you tried eating a banana? Your mitochondria might be exhausted from powerhousing your cells.

[ravengeist-deactivated20220331]

I just ate one and i’m already feeling better. Thanks, science side.

[iamscienceside-deactivated20150]

[nateobite-deactivated20200525]

Paul pls

[boneffingvoyage]

UNACCEPTABLE!!!! XD

[superpunch2]

[have--not-deactivated20160117]

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

[cardcaptorr]

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

[othercitruspocket]

this is absolutely mental

[boneffingvoyage]

First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water

Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

[cocvino]

[epitomeofgreatness-deactivated2]

The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.

[uncannibal-moved-deactivated201]

tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

when you and your friend have the same idea at the same time

[noxiim]

Part of a seraphim!medic drawing I started working on but it’s 1am so I’m probably gonna go sleep instead. I’ll finish this later, might change a few colours around and all that.

[shitpeoplenameintf2-blog]

Just bought this pan, thought I would name it something unique.

[fluttersheep]

hey if you see a post with dogs in costumes and it starts with one in like a school uniform and then paint swatches and then armor

watch out if you keep scrolling after that

its a jump scare post and a huge spider will look like its crawling across your screen

and i know a post like that can really fuck people up

[ambrawrr]

thank you friend

[lookdespair]

if I see this on my dash I’m 10/10 unfollowing y’all

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it. • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad. • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel. • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there. • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover. • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick. • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it. • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.  • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel. • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas. • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https:// • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking. • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test. • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft. • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster. • Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out. • Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier. • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either. • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat. • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes. • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing. • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks. • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy. • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it. • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

[lelaid]

Friendly reminder to ignore Salvation Army bell ringers this year.

They use your money to lobby for anti-LGBT laws around the world in addition to exploiting the homeless, supporting anti-POC, anti-LGBT, anti-woman Conservative politicians, and doing it all under the guise of being a “religious organization”

Read about it here.

[sirsmalldog]

I’m glad this post says “ignore”. Please remember not to rude - often times the workers do not know the messed up workings of the people they work for.