Hopelessly Romantic

Am I a Parkner fan blog? A Tom Holland stan? The answer is always yes. Male. 18. Blue eyes. Ginger. INFP. Taurus-Gemini cusp

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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

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The fact that, not only am I seeing this in 2020, but that I did not see hide nor hair of it till a week after New year’s, makes it 2984% better

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It’d be a missed opportunity if I ignored the date

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It’s back

I have had this queued for a year

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[ID:

First image has “TODAY IS” over an image of Mai from avatar the last airbender.

Second image has “TOMORROW IS” over an image of June from avatar the last airbender.

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@yeetmeintotheunknown

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

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And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

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Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

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Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

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Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

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By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

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This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

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world heritage post

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Hits you with a beam that possibly takes effect

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Oh no what effect?

[evilscientist3]

an effect that is highly ambiguous

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will it take effect?

[evilscientist3]

it may or may not take effect at any time

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Source: Ben Crump

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the fact that companies have to be FORCED to do what they were already supposed to be doing should tell you everything about capitalism...lmfao

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POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

no longer violates the geneva convention

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implying that each post is (on average) a foot long

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I reckon you can make a video just with the outtakes. It would be more entertaining than anything I have to say.

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[unicornempire]

I love that Leverage really goes out of it’s way to show us that just because you break the ‘rules’, it doesn’t mean you’re breaking the rules. Rules and laws and society are all made up, at the end of the day, and all you really have is your own moral compass and sense of justice; is this just to you? Is it right? Should it be OK for companies to put people in insurmountable debt for the rest of their lives just because our medical care is so expensive in this modern day and age? No law or rule should change what you know in your heart is right and wrong, and I think that’s the key thing that makes someone a good person in my eyes.

[theheroheart]

#there was a time when parker wouldn’t have noticed, #not because she lacked the capacity to care, #but because she had narrowed herself, #to stay alive she cut off as many unnecessary things as possible, #watching her get them all back, #is one of the glories of this show (via @seananmcguire)

[jack-the-bear]

Leverage hands down has the best character development I’ve ever seen.

[lets-go-steal-an-ot3]

This scene hit me like a brick. My parents were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt when I was 16 bc I’d had cancer the year before (my treatment ended up being free but the initial ER bills and such were not).

But somewhere along the line they just… Disappeared. My mom says they’re not being paid and they’re not in collections. It’s almost as if someone out there did…exactly what Parker did.

Ever since I saw this the first time, I’ve imagined it was Parker doing it. That she and Hardison had a free weekend and decided to take it out on a collections agency. That I was one of the lucky ones who got a little Leverage.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Okay but like yeah, that is actually a thing that happens, albeit not exactly like this. I don’t remember the exact process but basically there’s a booming industry to sell peoples debt - the business you owe money to sells it to someone else for a fraction of the money owed, wipes their hands of the whole affair, and now whoever bought your debt is riding your ass to get you to give the money to the. But it’s also entirely possible for people to just… buy up massive amounts of debt for pennies on the dollar, and then just. Forgive it. Because capitalism is a living nightmare, but the system is broken enough that it’s possible to exploit it for good sometimes.

Like, the main reason I know about this is because John Oliver did a piece on debt buying a few years ago, and ended it by revealing that he’d bought 15 million dollars worth of medical debt just so he could forgive all of it. Both to expose how broken the system was because some random fucker like him could buy millions of dollars in peoples debt with zero regulations, and also just to take the record for biggest TV giveaway in history.

[mikkeneko]

A charity where you can do this, right here.

Be Parker!

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[jaspurr]

the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

[bogleech]

Sometimes a grandma is a little creature that lives on the floor

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If you are having a bad day today, pls enjoy this Blessed Post about the Grandma Catte <3

[archaeos]

Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

[ivanaskye]

so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster and

behold! an archaeologist

[afloweroutofstone]

I wasn’t planning on paying attention to the Meghan Markle interview about the British royalty, but damn

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None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them

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Covid mood board

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now my blog is this color and y'all have to deal with it :)

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why don’t you look at some baker-miller pink and then maybe you’ll calm down