there's a lifetime right in front of you

[mattrnurdock]

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[kamorze]

[reachingcloudnine-deactivated20]

[illinicoise]

Kim Kardashian (2015)  x Leslie Knope (2009)

[dalermehndivevo-deactivated2018]

[futchcassidy]

#this is weird and meant to be a joke but this is honestly the best visual description of what listening to this song feels like

[josheeta]

if this isn’t inspirational idk what is 

[data-larxene]

he’s here

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

[c0deinee]

CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING ABLE TO SHARE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE WITH THEM

[fag]

ill never get tired of uptown funk. don’t believe me? just watch

[fag]

i lied

[boobifer]

What we need: Female Superheroes

What we don't need: A third Spider-Man and a Sixth Batman

[dracosmalfovs]

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

[windows-98]

tumblr cartoon blogger in 1973: Friendly reminder that Fred from Scooby Doo is exploitative and has a blatant disregard for others’ mental health as evidenced by his tendency to have the gang split up leaving Shaggy and Scooby by themselves even though they’re clearly terrified

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[nogenderinthewasteland]

“video games linked to adhd” gee i wonder why ppl with adhd would be drawn to an interactive medium that fully engages your brain and gives your hands something to do at the same time. it is a mystery

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle: listen to me. authorial intent is an inherently flawed concept. 

you, holding a broom: who the fuck are you how did you get in my house

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

*to the tune of we will rock you*

you got mud on ya face

ya big mud face 

smearin that mud all over ya face