BoobooTofu

Mom of many monsters, punk rock PTO president, knitting queen, retail overlord, and vegan mastermind

[gorillamunchies]

SUCH a precious gem!!!

[alexisjayy]

*looks at my ass as I walk past a mirror*

[queerdad666-deactivated20151026]

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

[loljta]

[boobootofu]

Best movie of all time.

[frschunig]

[stability]

before you send anon hate, think of how disappointed nicki minaj would be

[yungterra-blog]

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

[meringutan]

When you’re on an adventure but you can’t stop thinking about the curse that some wizard put on you because you needed a sword that time

[expects]

[virginwhoreofbabylon-deactivate]

Gosh I just want to be spanked right now…

[boobootofu]

Second date with a fifth grade teacher on Friday. Let's hope he's secretly dirty and making out happens. Fingers crossed, guys!

[lazykido]

*puts on cool socks* Ok ready to go

[thecutestofthecute]

[madgirlslovesong1-deactivated20]

I wish I was having sex right now.

[megan-hansenn-deactivated201704]

One day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.

(via alostpotato)

[forloveanlemons]

[boobootofu]

dog: [stares at me because I have food]

me: [flips middle finger at dog]

dog: [gives my middle finger kisses because he does not understand the obscene gesture and does not believe for an instant that I would be cruel to him in even the slightest way]

[boobootofu]

Loves a hand-me-down brew. I'll never know a Sunday in this weekday room.