Elsie Schrotthaufen's Book of Wonders

Hello! A veritable scrapheap of wonders, near wonders, non wonders, and other wonderfulness. Hello!    

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The Hay Fever Fairy has come to bless little Reginald.

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Like HBO or waffles or very determined house cats!

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Also at the library, the car wash, and the supermarket.

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Dinnertime at Red Lobster

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Known to the gang over at marketing as Shits and Pricks.

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Another tragic victim of Godspell Syndrome.

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"I keep meaning to tell you we're completely out of that intensive-care moisturizer."

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My sources tell me that this is a true and accurate representation of the Golden Ratio.

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The birth of sourdough.

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As a longtime tramp and communist, I can tell you that this is definitely the way to go.

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Unusual photograph of the earliest known tanning booth.

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Horses are responsible for more hearing problems than was previously suspected.

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"Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Rick Astley? Are you joking?"

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The new improved Roomba! Wherever find alien technologies are sold.

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Welcome to the Pantone Hotel!

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The smell of cellophane got Amanda high as a kite.

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It's right after Gravy and Grapefruit Week.