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Hey guys, my name is Amanda :) 21. I'm obsessed with books, tea, and tv shows. Anxiety sucks. My ask is always open.

[slightmood]

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites​​​.

[weavemama]

you can’t deny the existence of rape culture when our judicial system is ran by these gross ass men who justify it 

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[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[little-weed]

is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself

[originaloutsider-deactivated202]

Once you learn to read, you will be forever free.

Frederick Douglass (via originaloutsider)

[thehappyrealityproject]

[hylianatheart]

Girls who don’t lift up other girls confuse the fuck outta me

[hansgrubr]

I just don’t have the upper body strength for it

[hansgrubr]

Wait that’s not what you meant

[justbadpuns]

This changed my outlook on everything

[paprika]

[stability]

*is self conscious of the speed of my windshield wipers*

[vintar]

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

[thegoodfightingdoctor]

Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?

[vintar]

buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle

snakes are not evil killers out for blood, and length doesn’t mean lethality! my biggest guy is 11 ft– if i have him around my neck, both his face and his tail touch the floor– and even his species struggles to take down anything bigger than a small-to-medium dog

the worst damage that my 8fter is capable of is when she decides to do an impression of a blood-pressure cuff and makes my arm go a bit purple, and even that’s just when i humour her dreams of being big and scary and let her squeeze her hardest before i unwind her like a bratty garden hose

as long as you’re not some sort of magical tumblring rat, you’re fine

[katschy]

Okay, I gotta ask…

1. Why was she angry?

2. Where were you taking her on the bus? Is there a leash-free snake park where you live?

I need to know.

[vintar]

1. she’s a cranky ass in general, but her mood was absolutely not improved by eating a bit of a snake hook, getting stuffed in a sack, experiencing an hour of adelaide’s finest public transport, and having a vet jam a tube into her stomach

2. i think all of australia is technically a leash-free snake park tbh

[thassalia]

I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!

[mathylibrarian]

“bratty garden hose” I’m dying

[anais-ninja-bitch]

All of Australia is a leash-free snake park.

[itsamemyranda]

“buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle” lmaoooo

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.

Unknown (via psych-facts)

[hipstered]

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

[blondetrash]

partnership not ownership

[esprit-descalier]

Reblog until I die

[countrichmond]

This can apply to friendship as well. Not everyone’s schedule’s always align for the gang to hang out all together. It’s ok, there’s always next time.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

There comes a time in your life when you focus solely on what you believe is right, regardless of what everybody else is doing.

Alexander McQueen (via psych-facts)

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

I want that book!

Me, talking about 67 books i see in the bookstore (via theboywhoreadsbooks)