Let Me Think About This

Hello there~ Don't even ask what this blog is about because I don't know either.

[fairycosmos]

i hate working i hate dating i hate tasks. what about pillow and blanky time

[jesus-in-a-life-boat]

[dduane]

This would be utterly unintelligible anywhere else. Anywhere. 🤣

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[orkazh-arts]

"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

[apisashla]

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

[apisashla]

I have made. A miscalculation

[queerdandelion]

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights:

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[randomnessofamind]

[big-gay-mike]

[cjbolan]

What I thought while watching Avatar: The Way of Water … does that make Quaritch King Neptune or Mr. Beeston?

[Image Description: two hands clasped together, one represents Emily Windsnap, the other represents Avatar. In both stories, a man named jake marries a woman outside his species and has children with her, which makes his own species hate him and hunt him down. End description.]

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[lidoshka]

[darthmelyanna]

The reason we have video of Kevin McCarthy losing repeatedly and Republicans shrieking on the House floor is that the only person who can tell C-SPAN (or any other media) to turn off their cameras is the Speaker of the House.

[iameverysparklywoman]

its quite literally like when people are trying to make a woman as weird as possible they make her realistic by accident

[originaldumbbaby]

check out this freak. she’s got “interests” and “hobbies.”

[dream-like-a-maze-deactivated20]

What a lunatic, she has ideas and fully formed opinions

[amayavittori]

[cryptid-in-a-box]

tried to crochet the horrible goose but it took off with my hook before I could finish it...

[instantbee]

On the one hand, not having a Speaker of the House is indicative of very serious issues in the American populace. It shows a divisive political dialogue and a country in crisis. The last two times this happened both preceded horrible periods of disruption in our country by about 10 years, the Great Depression and the Civil War. So it's not a great look and does make one nervous about what is coming down the pipe On the other hand it is genuinely so fucking funny

[toskarin]

[doesn't really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn't kill himself

[fleshdyke]

???

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you have to call someone now