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If I Would Ever Leave You - Chapter 1
If I Would Ever Leave You FAQ
This story contains violence, sexual content, sexual abuse, and strong language. If you are at all uncomfortable with any of these topics, DO NOT READ.
Contains spoilers to the Secret Endings 01 and 02
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You asked the wrong person
Omg 😂😂😂 ❤
the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.
daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.
corny teenage sitcom lesbians are valid
#han solo approaches wildcat and counters hissing rage of anxiety with forehead kiss and gentleness #han solo would have countered this with combative sarcasm just one week ago #han solo has been waiting to drop that act for so long he goes right to ‘gentle affection’ literally the week after they make out #han solo’s internal monologue after their previous spats was probably ‘istg princess one day I’m gonna LAVISH YOU WITH DEVOTION’ #‘that’ll show you!’ #han solo is a giant marshmallow who throws himself into selfless affection and support at the drop of a taun-taun
those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise
if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
this made me cry I needed it so bad
not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
I feel this on a spiritual level.
I knew this was coming tbh LOL Hope you like this!^^
Seven Minutes in Heaven (NSFW-ish)
Zen
Ohohoho the smug grin he gives to everybody when the bottle pointed to you and to him made everybody roll their eyes at him
But he couldn’t care less, he just takes your hand and smiles sweetly, guiding you to the closet
“What… what are you going to do to me?” you ask with a feeble voice, which surprises him.
“Oh, we don’t have to do anything you don’t want. What would you like to do to me?”
It’s so dark, but his sweet voice makes you picture how handsome he must look right now. Loving eyes, a sensual smile… how would it feel to run your fingers through his silky long hair?
“Not… to you. With you.” You admit timidly, hearing him chuckle and feeling his body coming closer.
“Let me know if I’m going too far, princess.” He tips your chin, placing his lips over yours sweetly
His breathing makes you feel chills, and the sigh he lets out when you press yourself against him makes you let a small whimper out
He gathers courage to slip his tongue into your mouth, and you gather courage to wrap your arms around his shoulder and caress his hair… yep, exactly like you imagined, maybe a little better.
His hands hold your hips as he buries his face in your neck, placing a few nips and moaning.
You guys keep making out a little more, he’s barely losing it when you moan as he grinds his hips against yours.
He’s so relieved for not getting fully hard. But the relief doesn’t last long as you pass beside him before leaving the closet and whispering: “I hope we go further after the party is over.”
Yoosung
His face is burning when the bottle points to him, he barely noticed who he ended up with
But when you go to him, placing your hand on his shoulder and saying: “It’s okay if you don’t want to go, Yoosung.”
He looks at your sweet smile, then at the curious eyes staring at him and wondering if he’ll do it. Humpf, do they think he’s a scared boy or something?
He grabs your hand and guides you to the closet. But… as soon as he closes the door of the tiny closet and sense your presence so close to him, all the determination from before fades.
“I-I…I… I’m sorry for… dragging you here like that…” “It’s okay, hahaha. I was surprised, but it’s not like I didn’t like it…”
“Oh… for real?” you want to giggle, imagining his widen eyes and flush cheeks. “For real.”
You find his hand in the dark and lean to press a firm peck on his lips, he’s stiff as a rock, but kiss you back
Shyly, he intertwines his fingers with yours, his free hand finds your waist as he clumsily presses his lips against yours
You come closer, tilting your head and changing the angle, this seems to please him as the hand holding yours moves to the back of your neck.
He pulls back a little when you try to open your mouth. “Oh, sorry… too fast?” you pull back too.
“No, I… I’m just embarrassed since I never… you know… anyway, I’m sorry, MC…” you lean to give a peck on his cheek “No need to feel sorry.”
His heart is beating like crazy and the feelings he was having a few minutes ago make him feel… aroused. “I… I would like to practice more with you one day if you want…” he squeezes your hand before rushing out of the closet so you won’t see how red he is after that bold move.
Jaehee
She rolled her eyes when all the other players started making “uuuuu” noises.
But then she looked at you and… oh, poor you, you’re a victim in that just like her, so… might as well go into that damn closet with you so the two of you would have a rest from these people
You two sit on the floor, side by side. Gosh… seven minutes feel like seven years in here…
“It’ll be over soon, don’t worry.” “Then you’ll get out of here and kick the ass of anyone who tries to insinuate something, right?”
“Yes, pretty much.” You both laugh. “I’m sorry if you ended here with somebody so boring as me, MC.”
“I don’t think you’re boring at all! I’m actually… uhm… glad that I’m here with you, you make me feel… comfortable.”
“Me? Comfortable?” “Yes, I’m sorry if you’re not comfortable with me, though.”
She’s not seeing a thing, but she knows you’re looking in her direction, your honest, gentle and… sparkling eyes make her gulp imagining if your lips would be as fascinating as your eyes.
Then she giggles. “What?” you ask, confused. “We’re here apologizing for things that aren’t even true, this is… probably not the right way of playing Seven minutes in Heaven”.
“Oh… then what would be the right way, Jaehee?” your coy tone sends shivers down her spine. “Well, I’m not an expert, but…”
She slips her hand to hold yours, giving a tight squeeze, you chuckle before leaning and cupping her face to give her a gentle, yet firm kiss. “Something like this?” you ask. Gosh… now seven minutes felt like seven seconds…
When you leave the closet, she wished she would look grumpy, but it’s hard, all she wants to do is smile. Just the way you smiled when she passes beside you and says: “Yes, something like that, but we can try different things some other day…”
Jumin
He was confused on why people were making strange noises when the bottle pointed at him
But what got him was your blushing face and timid smile. “So… let’s go?”
He follows you to the closet, closing the door behind the two of you
Silence. Awkward and painful silence. “So, should I kiss you or do you kiss me?” he asks so bluntly it makes you choke.
“Are you okay?” “Y-yes, sure, I… I’m just surprised you actually want to, uhm… kiss.” “Isn’t that the purpose of the game?”
“Uhm… yes. Yes, it is, but… we don’t have to follow the rules of the game if you don’t want.”
“But what about what you want, MC?” oh my… what’s the relation between this darkness and the fact that his deep voice sounds so sexy? “I… I would like to follow the rules.”
“Good. Because I really want to kiss you.” He cups your cheek, ghosting his lips over yours. Oh… is he waiting for you to make the move? That’s surprising…
But you take it, pressing your lips against his, he wraps his arms around your waist, tilting his head as his tongue meet yours.
You shiver when he sighs in satisfaction. Who would have thought that he would be really interested in taking this silly game that seriously?
You gasp when his hands holds your hips, his fingers brushing slightly against your butt.
Someone knocks at the door, time is up! But he keeps holding you steady and kissing you. “Jumin… it’s been 7 minutes already…” you say, hating yourself for doing this since you don’t want this to end. “Hum… I don’t feel like following the rules anymore…”
Saeyoung
He was chugging a Dr. Pepper can, barely paying attention when the bottle landed on him
Then he saw it was you and just went into that closet, winking to the people outside before closing the door behind the two of you
But as soon as he realized the situation he was in, boy noticed how nervous he actually was. He even brought his Dr. Pepper with him.
“Are you nervous, Saeyoung?” wow… is it that obvious you can notice in the dark? Could it be that his heart is beating that loud?
“Me? N-nah, of course not hahaha… what about you?” “Yes, a little…” you admit almost in a whisper. So cute… but he doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable at all.
“Relax and have some Dr. Pepper!” he hands you the can. “Hey, since I drank from it, does it count as kissing?” you choke in the soda, making him want to laugh.
“Sorry, I was just joking to make you relax!” ugh, he’s an idiot, isn’t he? “Can I have my soda back?”
“Sure…” before he even knows it, he feels the sweet taste invading his lips… coming from yours. He gasps a little, but relaxes and enjoys it, holding your arms to keep you steady.
“Sorry if this was pushy…” “I’m just bothered I didn’t have this idea first, to be honest…” you both laugh. Ahhh, the sound of your laugh makes things to him… “Here, have some more.”
He makes you drink from his lips, just like you did to him. Your tongues clash messily, making a little of the beverage spill down your cheek.
That he promptly licks it, reveling in your small moan and chuckling by imagining how cute you must look right now.
People knock at the door, but you both ignore it. “I think we’re doing this mess because we can’t see what we’re doing…” he says, turning on the flashlight of his phone as he goes back to kiss you.
Jihyun
He smiled in a dumbfounded way when the bottle landed on him and you. Nobody can tell if he liked or not.
But he got up and offered his hand to you, smiling sweetly.
The door is closed, , and the room is so tight you’re just inches apart from him.
“You know we don’t have to do anything else than talk, right?” “Yes, yes, of course, that’s why I’m so glad I ended in here with you.”
“Oh, I’m glad to hear that. So… what do you want to talk about?” “Well, I…would like to talk about the possibility of kissing you…”
The way he stiffs out gives in how much he’s blushing. “I-I see… well, you know, it doesn’t have to be just a possibility…”
He tugs your hair behind your ear before cupping your cheek and kissing you softly.
But as you kiss back, things get heated when he groans lowly and holds you closer, travelling his hands down your back
You press him against the wall when his hands give a timid squeeze in your hips, he bites his bottom lip when you plant soft nips on his neck
“MC… I…” “Shhh, we don’t have much time left…” you kiss him again. Oh yes… you’re absolutely right…
His hand that was in your butt goes deeper to between your legs, making you gasp as his finger teases you.
Time’s up, and he is as embarrassed and frustrated as you. “Is there a possibility we go on with that we started later?” he asks you, mimicking your silly smile.
Saeran
He’s beet red when he realized the bottle landed on him.
But as soon as people start teasing, he glares at all of them, making everybody shut up.
His threatening look doesn’t last when you walk towards him and asks if he’s going. He just nods and follows you.
“What now?” he asks. “What do you mean?” “What does it happen when the bottle stops at these two people?”
“Oh, they have to stay in this closet for seven minutes…” “Like… we’re grounded?”
“Uhm… no.” “Then for what?” “Wait, are you seriously…? You really don’t know how seven minutes in heaven work?”
“In heaven? N-no, I…I never played this before…” “Then why did you agree to play if you don’t even know what happens?”
“I saw you sitting with that circle, so I thought it would be… cool, since… since you’re cool.” CRITICAL HIT!
“Oh, thank you… can I do something cool for you, then?” “I guess…” you carefully come close to him, kissing his cheek softly.
“What was that for?” “We’re just playing… can I do more?” “I… yes.” You chuckle and give a peck on his lips.
You can tell his breath hitches, did you move too fast? “Can I… can I play too?” Hum…maybe not. He kisses your firmly, one hand tangling his fingers in your hair, the other taking a grip of your shirt by your waist.
When the door is open, you finally get to see how red he is. “I think I got the ‘heaven part’” he smiles before walking away, smiling by imagining your flustered expression.
I never get tired of scenarios when they aren’t dating and end up confessing accidentally nnnng. Hope you like this!^^
MC realizes they like her when seeing a photo
Zen
He wanted to take a selfie with you after the last RFA party
He tried, but all of them ended with you a little cropped out due to his height.
So you grabbed your phone and tried to take it, but God… doing this with the selfies king right next to you is too much pressure.
“Uhm, MC… I think you’re doing a video…” “Oh… oh right! Sorry, I…” you fumble with your phone.
“Okay, here we go… “ you take the pic. “Oh, Zen… you weren’t looking at the camera, should we… take… again?”
You give a closer look, he isn’t looking at the camera because he’s looking at you. Oh… you’ve seen this look before when he was acting in the romantic scene once…
Well, this isn’t a scene, so… what’s with the loving look and the foolish yet sensual smile?
“Haha, sorry! You just looked so cute messing with your phone… do you want to take another one?”
“N-no… this one is… just perfect.” You give him the same expression he had in that picture.
Yoosung
You teamed up with him and Seven to pull a prank on Zen
Zen was sleeping, Yoosung was in charge of tickling his nose with a feather after you spread whip cream in Zen’s hand while Seven was filming with his phone
He can barely focus on his task, finding hard not to look at you smiling and trying to hold your laughter.
Zen wakes up. “Oi, what is this? What are you guys doing? Yoosung, what are you…?”
“RUN, YOOSUNG, RUN!” Seven pleas dramatically, Yoosung gasps when you grab his wrist and make him actually run.
Despite Zen’s protests, Seven shared all the pics he took, and you would be laughing hard if… Yoosung weren’t blushing so hard and looking at you with the brightest eyes you’ve seen, while you were holding his wrist.
“You can laugh as much as you want! I still look good as always! Yoosung looks like a mess, don’t you agree, MC?”
“Yes… a very cute mess…” you typed, just imagining what Yoosung will say when he logs in…
Jaehee
You realized you didn’t have many pics of just the two of you together
So you asked Seven to take one before the RFA party
“MC, why don’t you come a little closer to her?” “Oh, sure…” you move.
“Closer…” “Alright…” “Closer…” “I-I think that’s enough, Luciel.” She says, trying not to mind the way you link your arm with hers.
For a second, you thought you were smelling funny and that’s why she didn’t want you to get closer, but when you see the pic, you get it…
She’s blushing and looking at you, her eyes seem to be sparkling… wow…
“Would… would you mind to take another one? I must look so hideous, MC…”
“I think… you look really good, Jaehee, but no, I don’t mind taking another one…”
Jumin
He was trying so hard to take a selfie of the two of you so he could send on the chat room and share that you guys were having dinner together
Bless his heart, all of them look awful
You giggle, taking his phone out of his hand. “I should take a pic of your pouting face right now…”
“Done.” You hand him his phone back.
And it’s hard not to feel embarrassed, but… flattered by the way he’s looking at you in that pic.
He looks fascinated, and you swear you’re seeing him blushing a little…
“Do you still want to take a photo of me pouting?”
“I… I do. But… this one is just great as it is too…”
Saeyoung
You were helping the twins to cook for lunch
When it was ready, you decided to take a pic and share in the chat room for everybody to see the twins were having decent meals
“Everybody seems surprised that I made this…” “You didn’t do this, MC did.” Saeran says.
“I… I did the most important part: putting in the oven.” He smirks and looks at you, only to have you poking his cheeks teasingly.
You just hear a click, then you both realize Saeran took a pic of the two of you. “Looking good, Saeyoung…”
He shows the screen of his phone. Only for you to see a huge blushing Saeyoung as his eyes gleam looking at you.
He’s being teased, but… he’s definitely enjoying it.
“Hey, Saeran, do you… do you mind sending me that pic? I like it…”
Jihyun
He needed a model to take some pics to use for reference in his paintings
You agreed on letting him take pics of you, it was embarrassing, but… he seemed happy, so you were happy to help
He took pictures of the most different angles and even tried some different lightning
And though you like when he says “Yes, MC, you look really good” you know he just means as a model, he’s not really saying you look beautiful or anything…
When he’s done, you see him going through the pics he took, are you crazy or is he… admiring them?
“Something wrong?” “No, much on the contraire… funny, I was going to use them only for reference, but… I think they suit better as inspiration…”
He shows them to you, and it’s weird, but there are a few you were posing in front of a glass, and his reflection can be seen, he looks… mesmerized.
“I’m… I’m really happy to inspire you…”
Saeran
You were on a road trip with all the RFA members
And Zen suggested you guys should take a pic to remember.
You offered your phone to set the timer and then join them in the picture.
So you do it, running a little and standing next to Saeran
The pic is taken, and when you grab your phone to see it, you notice how he is staring at you in the pic with flushed cheeks and huge eyes.
After showing to everybody, you go to him. “You look… a little scared in the pic…”
“I was just surprised, six people here and you decided to stay… next to me? It’s just… forget it, you probably think I look pathetic.”
“No, you don’t.” “I don’t? Oh… well, you… you look good too…”
“Yeah… we look… really good together…”
Hihihi silly and cute :3 Hope you like this! ^^
MC accidentally confesses through the phone
Zen
“Jaehee? Hi! So uhm… please just listen and don’t get mad at me, but… that thing I talked the other day about not having feelings for Zen?”
You… were talking about this with Jaehee? For a brief moment, he feels really shy…
And goddamnit, he should say something before you say what should be the correct answer: “I meant it, it would be trouble for him, for his fans, even for myself if I really liked him…” but… he doesn’t want to hear this from you… it would be… hurtful.
“I was lying.” And you just… hang up!!!
Zen keeps staring at his phone. You… you like him? It wasn’t just his imagination?
After recomposing himself, he smirks, calling you back.
“Oh… hey Zen! What’s up?” “Oh, nothing much, babe, nothing much… so… hey, MC, don’t you just… hate lies?”
“If I hate lies? I… uhm… well, I think most people do…” “Yes, so… I should probably be honest and tell you that you called me instead of Jaehee…” “W-WHAT?”
He muffles a laugh, you sound cute, but he doesn’t want you to feel embarrassed. “I mean… I don’t like lies either, but… I’m really happy that you were lying, babe…”
And he gave you more honesty when he confessed his feelings for you.
Yoosung
“Oh my God, Seven! Stop calling me, dude! How many times will I have to admit that yes, I like Yoosung, for you to leave me alone!?”
Humpf, Seven is bothering you too, huh? He is such a- WAIT, WHAT???
You… you like him? Him, Yoosung Kim? You? You keep blabbering in the phone and your scolding is just… so cute he can’t help but squeal.
“Wait, Seven, you sound… who is this?” “Good… good evening, MC.”
“Yoosung, why do you have Seven’s phone??? No, wait! Ohhhhh… s-sorry, Yoosung! I… oh my God! I… really need to… I should go!”
“Wait, MC! Don’t… please, don’t hang up! Seven is bothering you, do you… do you want me to talk to him?”
“Oh… no, there’s no need. Thank you, Yoosung, but I’ll be fine, I don’t mind Seven’s teasing, I’m just… super embarrassed because I called you by accident.”
“Ahh, I’m embarrassed too! Since I… I like you too, you know?” “You… you do?”
“Yeah, I could admit that a million times if you asked me…” he chuckles nervously, relieved you can’t see how much he is blushing.
Boy will definitely ask Seven to leave you alone, just… after he finishes this call with you.
Jaehee
“Zen, what do I do? I just like Jaehee so much!”
Oh… you texted the wrong number, she is already typing that to inform you before she realizes what you just sent.
She would find hilarious that you’re asking Zen to be your wingman if… you didn’t want him to be your wingman because of her!
Or maybe… you didn’t mean it like that… so she sends a reply: “Like her? How?”
“Ah, Zen… don’t play innocent, you know very well! I have a crush and you know that!” Ohhhh… she shouldn’t… she shouldn’t be reading this.
“I didn’t know, but I’m surprised Zen does…” “You’re talking in the 3rd person now, Zen?” she giggles, but she’s slightly worried about how long I will take for you to notice…
It doesn’t take long… “OH MY GOD! I SENT TO THE WRONG NUMBER, SORRY JAEHEE SORRY!!!” “It’s fine, MC. Did you have wine, by any chance?”
“Nope, I’m sober.” Oh… this makes her heart race and her face heat up, so… you really mean it, right?
“I see… would you like to come over so we can have a few drinks and talk?”
You never really answered to this, well, there was no need when you showed up to her door.
Jumin
“Look, Zen, thought you should hear from me first: I like Jumin for real. Please don’t freak out, okay?”
It takes a few seconds for him to understand your call.
And though it shouldn’t be directed to him, he is not freaking out.
He is confused, flattered, maybe a little flustered, but he’s not freaking out.
“I’m very impressed that you can say such a thing so casually. You never fail to amuse me, MC.”
“Oh, and you called the wrong person, by the way.”
“Oh my God! I’m so sorry, Jumin! Please just ignore this.” “My apologies, but I don’t think I can, MC.”
“Are you mad?” “Hardly… I think we should talk in person, MC.”
He smiles softly, imagining how cute you must look right now.
“There’s no need to… ‘freak out’, I like you too. See you soon.”
Saeyoung
“Yoosung, you can’t tell anybody about that thing with Saeyoung, okay? This is our secret! OxO”
He grins mischievously. What are you and Yoosung up to?
Curious boy is curious… he smirks as he types mindlessly. “I won’t, MC. But you know… what if Saeyoung could read our texts?”
“Then it would be embarrassing, just imagine if he reads that I like him.” He doesn’t have to…
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! You… you like him? No, it can’t be, you’re joking! You’re making fun of Yoosung! It’s not possible that you actually…
“He’d think it’s a prank…” “Ahhh, I hope he wouldn’t, I just like him so much…”
Nope, you’re not pulling a prank… god… this is embarrassing, more for him than for you tbh
“I like you too…” it just slips out of his fingers, ugh… “Yoosung!? I just told you I like someone else…” and then a few seconds later “OH MY GOD! WRONG PERSON!”
“Really? I think you sent it just right, MC” he laughs at the string of angry emojis you send him.
“And fyi, I wasn’t joking either, I really like you.”
Jihyun
“Sorry to bother you, Jumin. Thanks for listening to me yesterday, and if you don’t mind, please don’t tell Jihyun, okay?”
He reads the text, a little confused.
Immediately types that you got the wrong person, but before he presses “Send”… what is that about?
Not telling Jihyun? Thanks for listening? Oh… could it be that… you and Jumin are…? Well, that’s surprising, he never thought you… would be interested in someone like Jumin.
He’s happy for his friend, sure…. But uhm… when did this start, exactly? And… why was he not supposed to know? Could it be that you know he has feelings for you and would rather not hurt him?
“Wrong person, MC. But don’t worry, I understand. Good luck to you and Jumin J” “Jihyun!? Sorry… but what do you mean?”
“If you’re seeing Jumin, I’m happy for you both, MC.” “SEEING JUMIN? OMG NO!”
He would laugh at your immediate answer if it didn’t confuse him even more.
“I mean, he’s great, and he gave me some good advice on how to approach you…” “Approach me? For what?”
“I think it would be better if I confess my feelings for you in person, don’t you?” He makes a mental note on buying Jumin some wine as a thanking gift.
Saeran
“To do list: 1-Laundry 2-Buy coconut oil 3 – Fix the lamp in the bedroom 4 – Confess feelings to Saeran??? Maybe???”
He squints his eyes reading your text. WTF??? Oh… he remembers from the time he hacked into your stuff about this habit of sending texts to yourself to remind you of the chores of the day, it’s still as lame and amusing as it was back then…
He calls you to ask about it, this is just the excuse he needed to hear your voice today…
“Hey, Saeran? What’s up?” “You tell me, what was that text about?” “What text?” “The one you sent me.”
“I didn’t send you anything…” “Yes, you did. What is coconut oil for, by the way?” “Uh oh…”
Uh oh? What is going on? “Uhm… I think I sent you a draft that was on my notes by accident… Can you… can you ignore it?”
“I can try, but seriously, what is coconut oil for?” you explain to him, and he can tell you’re super nervous…
“Okay. Can I come over and help you with items 1 and 3 in your list?”
Not as nervous as him trying to take the initiative
“Uhm… sure.” “G-Good, then we can talk about uhm… the number 4?”
LOL alright…I hope I did this right…Hope you like this!^^
MC stealling their underwear as a prank
Common: Okay, the people from that club were insane! But maybe you were even more on agreeing to do this just to join the team. Oh well…it’s tradition and that’s the final step so you can be in the team you’ve been dreaming to get into ever since the year has started: stealing underwear from some boy. It’s no big deal and you can do it! All you have to do is go to the boy’s locker room during the basketball training in the gym and grab the first underwear you see before you get caught. So you did, you sneaked into the boy’s locker room, it smell awfully, by the way… and they’re so clumsy to leave their lockers open like this… no, but that’s good news for you. You open one of the lockers and… hear some steps echoing as someone gets in, SHIT!
Zen
“Whoa! What… what are you doing here?” He looks at you from head to toe, a little shocked to see a girl in here.And very socked that this girl has one of his jocks in her hands.
“I… I…” you’re speechless as you stare at him. Ah great… it’s not just any guy, it’s that gorgeous guy from the drama club. “I thought the training wasn’t supposed to end in at least half an hour…”
“It probably won’t, but I’m not an athlete… shocking, right?” he smirks playfully, but soon remembers there’s something really weird in here “Anyway, what… what are you doing here? You shouldn’t be hanging out in here, it’s… dangerous and… gross.”
“I know, and I’m already leaving, I just… need something…” you grab a brief, avoiding his intense gaze. “That’s it, bye bye!” you wave at him as you try to pass by him, but he gets in your way.
“What… what are you doing? Is this…? You…?” He keeps looking at the underwear, then at you. No… it’s impossible that someone so cute is this pervy!
“Look, this is just part of a prank so I can join one of the clubs, pretend you didn’t see anything… please, Zen… please…” Oh… you know his name, huh?
He looks at your pleading eyes. Gosh… no way you’re a perv… Zen frowns a little looking at the white briefs you’re holding. He chuckles before going into his bag.
“Here.” He takes a red boxer out of it and offers to you. “Wh – what… why are you doing this?” your face looks as red as his underwear. You’re too pure to be doing this, gosh…
“Well, technically this is a jock, thought you should follow the tradition in the best way and take traditional underwear, and believe me, .” He winks playfully, living for your flustered expression.
“You… what do you gain out of this?” “Me? Just the satisfaction of helping a pretty and sweet girl.” He hands you the boxers, taking a chance to squeeze your hand a little.
Yoosung
He yelps and backs away. He would do that even if… it wasn’t a girl… holding his blue briefs.
You immediately run to him and cover his mouth, assuming he’ll yell. . “Please… calm down, it’s not what you’re thinking… do you promise me you won’t yell if I let you go?”
He looks at you with widen eyes. Even if this feels like a threat, there’s something very kind in the way you talk. And… gosh… he never stood so close to a girl like right now, the last thing he’d do is yelling.
You let him go. “I’m sorry for scaring you, are you okay?” “S-sure. What about you? Are you… lost?”
“No, I… I’m just… this is just part of the pledge from the softball team. I… I’m really sorry and I totally understand if you feel like reporting me.” “I WON’T!” he promptly denies.
“I-I mean… I heard a lot of teams do some weird things to their pledges. There was this one that apparently wanted the freshmen to go… how do you say? Uhm… skinny dipping?” “Did you try for this one?”
“I- I…I… I did not! I’m not a good swimmer…” IDIOT! What is he even saying? “S-so… you don’t have to worry, I won’t tell anyone…”
“You’re very nice, I owe you one! Thank you, Yoosung!” you smile so beautifully and… wait… “How… how do you know my name?”
“Well, who knows? I could have been lying about the softball team and this is just an excuse to get close to you in a very messed up way…” Oh shit… he gulps in fear. “Just kidding, it’s written in the tag of your bag, silly!” Ohhhh now he feels so stupid… and you… you like to tease, huh?
“You… you will have to make a home run in your first game, that’s my only condition! I’ll… I’ll be watching!” he says before you smile and leave, making him all tingly just remembering the light blush in your cheeks.
Jaehee
“What are you doing here?” she yelps when she sees another girl in here.
“And what are you doing here?” you try to stay cool, even though you’re scared, that’s that girl from the judo team, she could beat the shit out of you…
“I…” she avoids your gaze “I asked you first!” before recomposing herself. “And if you don’t tell me, I’ll report you.”
“Okay, but how will you explain that you found me in the boys’ locker?” she gulps a little, getting even madder as you smile playfully. “Look, I didn’t see you, you didn’t see me, okay?”
She watches as you grab an underwear from one of the bags. “Don’t… don’t tell me you’re here as a pledge…” she sighs
“Yes. So stupid, right?” “Tell me about it… this is not even fun, it’s just… gross. Can’t believe I have to do this again now that I’m changing categories in the judo club…”
“Oh… so you’re here for the same reason?” “Of course, what other reason would bring me to here?” “I don’t know… a crush on someone?”
“I would uncrush in the moment I saw where they shower.” you both laugh. “Here” you throw an underwear in her direction.
“Uhm… thank you?” “No problem. Girls gotta help each other.” You wink before leaving.
“G-good luck in your new club!” She yells before leaving and wondering if you would ever watch her in her new category.
Jumin
He looks at you holding an underwear, next to his locker, holding a familiar gray underwear and staring at him with a petrified expression.
Then he just turns his back and motions to get away from there.
“Wait! What are you…? What will you… do?” you ask, knowing that he’ll probably report you. That’s Jumin Han, that cold distant guy some people are terrified of.
“Pretend I didn’t see a woman doing… what you were doing.” “What…? What do you think I was doing?”
“I heard once about guys sneaking into the ladies locker room to steal underwear and… you know the rest, I’m sure.” “I… I DON’T! And… even if I did, I… it’s now what I’m doing, okay? I’m not… a pervert, if that’s what you’re thinking…”
He looks at you with an unfamiliar curiosity. It doesn’t seem like you’re lying, actually, you seem offended by his assumptions.
You sigh. “I’s just a prank to join a club, it’s the last step then I’m in.” “What other steps did you have to take?”
“Oh… you know, filling a form, doing an audition… just the regular things.” “And if you passed, that makes you qualified enough already, it makes no sense that you have to go through something like this.” “It’s just silly tradition, don’t mind it that much.”
“Hum… well, if you say so, if it’s tradition, I suppose there’s nothing you can do. You can have my underwear. I won’t tell anyone.” “You… you won’t?” he shrugs.
“No. But if you don’t mind me saying, someone like you should look for a club that doesn’t follow such silly traditions, I’m sure you’re much better than that.” He nods before leaving, smiling softly at the way you blush.
Saeyoung
He widens his eyes and maybe even blushes, but this expression is soon replaced by a huge grin when he sees you holding his boxers with a kitty pattern.
“Now what do we have here?” you roll your eyes. Shit! That weirdo from computer class will tease you to death about this, won’t he?
“I can imagine what your pervy mind is thinking, I’m sorry to disappoint you by telling you it’s nothing like this…” “If you know what I’m allegedly thinking… doesn’t that make you a pervy too?”
You glare at him, how cute… “It’s just part of the pledge from one of the clubs I’m trying to get into. Happy?”
“No… I would be happier if it was actually what I’m thinking…” “You’re disgusting!” you groan, motioning to get away from there.
“Hey! Don’t go! I was just making fun of you!” he says “Don’t worry, I know how these things work… I may have invented that pledging prank, you know?” *finger guns*
“Anyway… do what you gotta do, I won’t get in your way…” “You are so… wait, you won’t?” he chuckles at your surprised expression “It’s not everyday I see a girl so determined. It would be a loss for any club not to have you.” He pats your head, smiling at your confused and flushed expression.
“So make a good use out of this, okay?” “You’re… you’re very weird, but thanks…” you smile, now he’s the one feeling flustered.
“No problem. I’m sure you’ll know how to repay me one day… you seem like a white push-up bra kind of girl…” “AND YOU’RE GROSS!” you yell before getting out of there. Uh oh… did he offend you, he should apologi-
“And fyi… I’m more of the… red bralette type.” You come back and say, giving a quick glance to his hair and making him blush when you leave.
Jihyun
“What… what is going on in here?” he asks with widen eyes as he sees you holding his teal boxers.
“I’m… please, don’t report me! And please… don’t… think anything weird of me, I swear I’m not… a pervert.” You sart shaking. Gosh… from all the boys in this uni, you had to take the dreamy guy from art class underwear?
“Well, if you were, you… wouldn’t be that good, since I didn’t wear this yet…” “OH MY GOD!”
You give him a mortified expression, oh no… he as trying to bright up the mood, now you’re even more embarrassing.
“I- it’s fine, I’m sure there must be a reasonable explanation, I… hope there is…” he says, walking towards you, unsure if it’s okay to pat your back.
“Y-yes… yes! I have! I… it’s part of the pledging of this sorority I’m trying to get into. I’m supposed to steal an underwear from a guy. I’m so sorry, I feel… really lame.”
“No need to… I mean, the situation is lame, but you’re not… you’re actually… very brave, I guess.” He smiles in reassurance, making you smile too.
“But… don’t take this one, let’s… let’s find one better for you…” “Are you seriously trying to select better underwear?” both of you laugh.
“This one is fine, I guess.” You fidget his boxers in your hand. Gosh… there’s something so adorable about you, how could it be in such a bizarre situation?
“I’m… flattered?” “I’m glad you do.” You smile before leaving. Well, he’s… glad too.
Saeran
SHIT! Is he in the wrong locker room?
No… he’s pretty sure he’s in the right one, that black underwear belongs to him, matter of fact and… wait, WHY IS A GIRL HOLDING IT?
“WHAT THE HELL DO Y-?” you run to him, covering his mouth and telling him to shush. You’re surprised that he isn’t pushing you away, this is that guy who you saw at the corner of that party once, he is… much less intimidating than you would think.
“It’s not what you’re thinking! It’s just part of a prank, I can get you a new underwear if you want…”
“That’s not the point! He frees himself from your hand, his cheeks look as red as his hair. “You’re… You… You can’t do that!”
“It… it seems like I already did…” you’re unbelievable! You can’t do something so nasty and give him this coy… playful… sweet… smile.
“But hey… I… I’m sorry, really, I know stealing is wrong, okay? I’m really sorry…” you… sound very honest. “Here.” You hand him his boxers.
“What?” “I don’t know, maybe I was stupid from the start, I could have just bought underwear and say I stole it, right? Yeah, I’ll do that!”
“You… you don’t have to cheat because of me…” he mutters, looking away. “Now that you stole that thing, keep it!” he makes you grab the underwear again.
“Thank you… I’m serious, I’ll buy you another one…” “You… you can buy me ice cream to celebrate your success, if… if you want.”
So I found a story I wrote years ago
It’s really awful, but some better highlights include: “He was, unfortunately, handsome.”
and
“My apartment was broken into. They took everything but my cat and the garlic salt.”
These are top quality sentences, I just want you to know.
the biggest of moods
(from “WHO’S TELLING THE TRUTH? | Simulacra - Part 3″)
I do hope Cheritz would make a DLC someday about celebrating MC’s birthday. We would just enter our birthdate in the game and it will be available at that exact date only so that you could celebrate your special day with the RFA members when you don’t feel like celebrating in real life.
A nut for a jar of tuna backwards is also a nut for a jar of tuna
I'm sure this very uself information will come in handy.
