Weird.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You're the secondary character in this type of media. (horror, comedy, apocalypse, cartoon, rom-com, documentary, reality TV show, etc) Are you surviving?

you are the secondary character in THIS media genre!!

Are you surviving?

yup!!!! I love it here!

yeah!!

Yeah but I'm not happy

I'd rather not but I will

I'm arospec and got romance save me

I am DEAD

results

Voting ended onJun 2

op note: all the submissions I get are really cool ideas!! Thank you!! Keep them coming!!

I am looking at you catboy. I don't know how you do it.

[artemistartarus]

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

You are not responsible for regulating other people’s emotions.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[oswinunknown]

BROTHER IM BACK AT SQUARE ONE

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[sarumans]

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

[mandyseley]

had a similar situation that inspired one of my older comics. they absolutely gave me shit for it when I got back to the office.

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[ship-to-starboard]

Robert Lindsay was fitted with hair extensions to create the appropriate look for the character and period, which caused some problems, both on and off set.

He explains: "People in Yalta find it a bit strange to see men with pigtails. When four of us went out to eat in town when we first arrived, we realised the police were taking an interest. Sure enough, they later stopped us, got into our car, and tried to arrest us." Back in England, his daughter did quite the opposite. "She took one look at my hair and refused to get into the car with me."

The hair extensions, painstakingly woven into the actor's real hair, remain in situ all through filming.

[egberts]

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

[evilwizard]

it’s just me

[unyieldingsilence]

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[ominous-signs]

[ominous-signs]

Ngl I didn’t know what a tesco is (people saying it looks like they designed this sign?) and I thought you guys were referring back to this.

[shadovvheart]

the sea goddess ˖°𓇼🌊⋆

[nick-nellson]

PARKS AND RECREATION 4.01 I'm Leslie Knope

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you need to take off the evil amulet RIGHT NOW mom said it's my turn to wear it

[uncarbonatedmilk]

the evil amulet says it likes me waaaaay more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we both know the evil amulet will say anything to incite discord and also it said i wear it FAR more stylishly than you which is OBJECTIVELY TRUE

[uncarbonatedmilk]

[boatcats]

Coffee perfect thing to give Hornblower to d/ rink. Coffee very hot and comfort Hornblower have good ideas put coffee in Hornblower. Put Coffee in Hornblower. No problems ever in coffee because good taste and awake for Hornblower big brain of calm down and come up with plan. A Hornblower yes a place for coffee put coffee in Hornblower can trust Hornblower for functioning on two hours sleep. Friend Hornblower.

[minuiko]

“I hope your brother does as well as you. If your father cannot tell you apart, at least he can be proud of both his sons." - Duke Gareth of Naxen (Alanna: The First Adventure)

[horseswithnames]

"Okomi" Pyror Mountain, Wyoming

Photo by Pryorwild

[vetchtibbles]

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun