hasta la vista, amigas

[bootieshunter]

logged off before some strangers stupid take could give me an aneurysm but rest assured friends, I'm in your blogs' rss feed sensibly chuckling at your funny posts <3

[bootieshunter]

big day tomorrow!

[cl-archived]

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[slowspinningredemption]

incredible things happening on reddit right now

[depsidase]

[mothgf]

hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[elbiotipo]

based

[my-dailydreams]

[orthoscheme]

the paper is warm because the printer just layed it

[thoughtsdenubolous]

Thanks for being nice to me I’ll remember you forever

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[beemovieerotica]

if you work in a creative field...or if you do creative hobbies like writing or drawing...you need to make friends with people who don't do those things. you need to befriend normie Steve who has never written a story in his life. and this is because when you are in a creative job or hobby and spend all your time doing that thing, surrounded by very capable people, who you inevitably compare your own progress and skills to, you forget what the baseline human skill at that thing is. and it's usually zero. normie Steve has not written a story since the 3rd grade when his teacher made him do it. he's very good at other things that are not storytelling - but if you tell normie Steve that you wrote a full 300-page book from start to finish, he will think you're some kind of savant. he does not know ANYONE else who has done this. you need this perspective. because when you're constantly on Let's Write Stories dot Com then everyone on Let's Write Stories dot Com will inevitably be like "oh of course everyone on earth has written a book or several at this point!" and you canNOT let yourself think that. that is not even close to the average human experience. you are in a bubble. do not put yourself down. do not give up.

[beemovieerotica]

REAL AND TRUE. my newest normie steve does 40 mile bike rides on a whim and excels at outdoor rock climbing. i will always hype him up.

[angelofthemornings-deactivated2]

Everyone who's ever mentioned The Terror to me told me "Oh, it's a dramatization of the lost Franklin expedition" so when a CGI monster started killing everyone I was just as surprised as the people on the ships

[cowboyhatesithere]

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.