A Blog About Me & Stuff

Hey. I'm Kate. I live in Montreal. I'm into comics, video games, anime, and programming. I'm also trans, bi, and poly. Plus I'm an indie pornstar. So that's mostly what I post about. Feel free to ask me whatever. Let me know if you want the ask to be private.

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Click the link! Do it! Just do it!

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Bechdel test lifehack: Any boy that can be discussed can also be force feminized.

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She's a trans girl? That's so cool! Trans girls are so hot!

She's a skater girl? That's so cool! Skater girls are so hot!

She's a trans girl AND a skater girl? Absolutely gratuitous! Truly excessive! What do you even expect me to say to that? A person can only yearn so much! Haven't you ever heard of a refractory period!?

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It's wild when you go to watch a trailer and all you can find are full uploads of the complete movie. What ever happened to foreplay?

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Someone somewhere is the best in the world at sucking dick and it's meaningless. They aren't famous. There's no prize. It's not a competition. None of us are competitors. You don't have anything to prove. All that matters is that you keep sucking. Maybe we can even suck on it together.

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Nutted. Now what am I supposed to do with my life?

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If someone wanted you to be personally in charge of their feminization, would you do it? What would that process look like? Asking for…a friend

I'm taking charge rn by telling you to order hrt online, take that hrt on a consistent basis, and get really into playing pirated games with retroachievements (don't skip this step).

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So Kate, why do you make going on estrogen sound so easy. Sound like it's the best thing for a male to do. Sound like it's what a man should and NEEDS to do. You make it sound romantic and last of all you make it sound like a command that should be followed, least you be disappointed by someone's failure to become estrogenized and become a better person for it

I'm just quirky like that :3

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If you think hrt won't ever do anything for you and you'll always be seen as a man then there's no harm in taking it. You may as well take it. Keep taking it forever. Nobody is ever even gonna notice.

I'll notice though. I'll slide my hand up your hoodie and tell you how soft your skin has gotten and how nice you smell. Come on. Do it for me. Be my good little boy moder. I'll frot with you. With lots of lube. Honestly even more lube than you're imagining. It's gonna get sloppy. We should put a towel down.

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is there a point if I don't pass?

Nobody passes reliably. It's always contextual and conditional. Transvestigators think Margot Robbie is a brick. Is there a point to Margot Robbie's womanhood? Should she abandon it? And then what? Dress butch? Take testosterone? Get sweaty and cumbrained and swole? And she wears a strapon? And she makes you suck the strap? Is that the kind of world you want to live in? One where boymoder Margot Robbie makes you suck strap?

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My hand is on my girlfriend's butt rn. I'm typing one handed.

I'm gonna squeeze it.

I squeezed it.

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This one time at band camp I got dared to take estrogen and now that my egg is cracked I wish I’d done it 😭

Do they even play music at band camp? Really sounds like they're just gooning all day long over there (good for them)!

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But if it was a GIRL hanging out the passenger side of her best friend's ride trying to holla at me then I might feel differently...

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Did you know that cishets fuck pies? Apple pies are their favorites. They'll see a freshly baked apple pie and fuck it right there on the table. Some of you will try to tell me that it was just a joke (that it was a scene from a teen sex comedy), but I won't fall for it. I've heard real cishets talk about getting a sexual enjoyment from creampies in real life too. They're sick!

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But I don't wanna get out of bed!!!

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Saying "he'd be such a beautiful trans woman" doesn't mean "he'd pass 100% of the time in all contexts" it means "I'd wanna gag and drool on it" or maybe even "I'd wanna watch her get railed."

Which is better.

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As a poly person, how does having exes even work for you (/gen)? Are they friends you decided not to have sex with anymore? Sex partners you decided not to live with anymore?

I'm not still friends with all of my exes, but almost all of my friends are exes and sometimes we have sex :3