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SQL Server Consultant, Trainer and MVP

@borishristov

79 posts

Jun 4, 2015

After we present the completely automated deployment of new SQL Server machines to our customer(yes, with all of their requirements included - every single one of them!)

#sqlserver #private cloud #automation #powershell #scripting

May 26, 2015

Sick of people who start their presentations by excusing themselves...

#presentations #presentation skills #speaking #training

May 19, 2015

When I heard this from HP’s video about their new Envy laptop: "We incorporated best-in-class keyboard, so not only is a traditional keyboard. It has Num key built in."

#completelylost #lost #hp #tryingtocopyapple #omg #fail

Oct 8, 2014

When the develops asked me angrily what's the problem with the cursor that generates dynamic SQL...

#sqlserver #sqlfamily

Jul 28, 2014

The morning after your last on-call shift ever!

#sqlserver #dba

Jul 2, 2014

When the new developer looks at his desktop and says, “Can I get a Mac instead?”

So true...

#macbook #sqlserver #Windows

Jun 20, 2014

My reaction on companies that do not care that their employees are MVPs...

#sqlserver #mvp

Apr 21, 2014

When someone tries to start SQL Server's service from Configuration Manager and it's a clustered instance.

#sqlserver #sqlfamily #SQL

Feb 10, 2014

While I am reviewing the developer's code...

#developers #DBA #sqlserver #sqlserver developers

Jan 31, 2014

When I see that Oracle can move database files around without downtime

So true...

Jan 17, 2014

When I ask who is the DBA and then immediately shoot the question why are there no backups till now?

Jan 2, 2014

Staring at the clock, just 1 more minute and we are on our way to the local user group meeting!

#sqlserver #conference

Dec 16, 2013

When I asked my manager if he will let me go to the new Microsoft conference.

Dec 9, 2013

When I tell to my manager that I am going to be out of the office as I will be speaking on a SQLSaturday event.

Nov 20, 2013

When I see how the architect thinks we need to consolidate our environment...

#sqlserver #consolidation

Nov 17, 2013

When the DBA's team is on it's way to the conference!

Nov 1, 2013

When I am “presented” to the new SQL Servers that run on a VMs with 2GB of memory each.

#sqlserver #virtualization

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