✽ awake o sleeper.

underbite verse sans the skeleton, selective, blog style, 18+. single verse. used to be theweariestbro. penned by hebby.

[born2betired]

“You keep bringing this ‘illegal’ thing up as if it means something to me.”

— Ilona Andrews: Magic Shifts (via faefever)

[sickjacket]

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

[born2betired]

✽ nothing belongs to me; i have no tongue.

[strikingskeletonsiege]

✽ thought you got tortured to death.

NYEH HEH, I'M SURE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WISH I HAD! BUT NAH I AIN'T GOING OUT THAT EASY!

WHAT ABOUT YOU, I THOUGHT YOU QUIT SOCIAL MEDIA TO LIVE YOUR FANTASY OF BEING IN A BIKER THEMED SANS ONLY POLYCULE

[born2betired]

✽ i did quit social media. this is an after image burnt into the earth.

[born2betired]

New York Guy: HEY I'M WALKIN HERE

Weariest: (reverses, rolls down window)

Weariest: ✽ into an early grave,

Weariest: (shades, rolls up window, drives)

[springinthesky]

THIS BLOG IS A NO ZONE

Dont

[born2betired]

✽ don’t care what you are or what you call yourself.

✽ ain’t important.

✽ just exist.

[sir-moss]

born2betired:

✽ ….yeah. i’m happy.

✽ missed you, pap.

Missed you too, Sans.

[theweariestbro]

✽ “you’ve changed for the worst”

✽ a favorite of people who are too weak to accept change when it doesn’t benefit them.

[born2betired]

✽ get off.

* nah.

[hobbithockey]

every time i hear a joke i think of this shitposting skeleton and i don’t know how to feel about that

[born2betired]

✽ meet the boys.

[born2betired]

✽ sometimes you get cuts to the bone. ✽ sometimes you get keys to the throne.

[born2betired]

* but it’s alright, it’s okay * i got the time but the time don’t pay * it’s alright, it’s okay * i got the time but the time don’t pay * it’s alright, it’s okay * i got the time but the time don’t pay * it’s alright, it’s okay!

[born2betired]

* JUST. HOLD THE BALLOON AND RUN AROUND! NO MORE PUNS!

* ok.

* I MEAN IT!!!!

* ok

* DON’T DO IT

* ok

* YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO IT

* accusations aren’t very knife

* KDFUHSKDFHSDFHSKDJFKSJDGFKLSDF

[born2betired]

69 Please? Nice.

✽ no.

[born2betired]

i like your teeth.

✽ thanks.