“You keep bringing this ‘illegal’ thing up as if it means something to me.”
— Ilona Andrews: Magic Shifts (via faefever)
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@born2betired
“You keep bringing this ‘illegal’ thing up as if it means something to me.”
— Ilona Andrews: Magic Shifts (via faefever)
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
✽ nothing belongs to me; i have no tongue.
✽ thought you got tortured to death.
NYEH HEH, I'M SURE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WISH I HAD! BUT NAH I AIN'T GOING OUT THAT EASY!
WHAT ABOUT YOU, I THOUGHT YOU QUIT SOCIAL MEDIA TO LIVE YOUR FANTASY OF BEING IN A BIKER THEMED SANS ONLY POLYCULE
✽ i did quit social media. this is an after image burnt into the earth.
New York Guy: HEY I'M WALKIN HERE
Weariest: (reverses, rolls down window)
Weariest: ✽ into an early grave,
Weariest: (shades, rolls up window, drives)
THIS BLOG IS A NO ZONE
Dont
✽ don’t care what you are or what you call yourself.
✽ ain’t important.
✽ just exist.
born2betired:
✽ ….yeah. i’m happy.
✽ missed you, pap.
Missed you too, Sans.
✽ “you’ve changed for the worst”
✽ a favorite of people who are too weak to accept change when it doesn’t benefit them.
✽ get off.
* nah.
every time i hear a joke i think of this shitposting skeleton and i don’t know how to feel about that
✽ meet the boys.
✽ sometimes you get cuts to the bone. ✽ sometimes you get keys to the throne.
* but it’s alright, it’s okay * i got the time but the time don’t pay * it’s alright, it’s okay * i got the time but the time don’t pay * it’s alright, it’s okay * i got the time but the time don’t pay * it’s alright, it’s okay!
* JUST. HOLD THE BALLOON AND RUN AROUND! NO MORE PUNS!
* ok.
* I MEAN IT!!!!
* ok
* DON’T DO IT
* ok
* YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO IT
* accusations aren’t very knife
* KDFUHSKDFHSDFHSKDJFKSJDGFKLSDF
69 Please? Nice.
✽ no.
i like your teeth.
✽ thanks.