#*tick tock

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* JUST. HOLD THE BALLOON AND RUN AROUND! NO MORE PUNS!

* ok.

* I MEAN IT!!!!

* ok

* DON’T DO IT

* ok

* YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO IT

* accusations aren’t very knife

* KDFUHSKDFHSDFHSKDJFKSJDGFKLSDF

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✽ meet the boys.

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✽ hrrhrrhrr.

✽ revenge for leaving dynamite all over the fucking place, clean up after yourself asshole.

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What did Socks do to the garage

* IT’S NOT SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S JUST MAKING THE WORST JOKES TO SUIT THE SITUATION AND I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* BOSS KEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEPS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

* having press conferences

* WHAT????

* you know. pressed against the table, against the couch, against the

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON’T WANT TO KNOW SHUT UP SHUT UP S H U T U P

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Can we talk to the crew?

✽ sure.

* hey there, i’m socks. socks the skeleton.

* GREETINGS, LIKELY-HUMAN!!! I AM THE FEARSOME TICK-TOCK!!!

* hey. i’m nose. what’s up.

✽ right-hand ain’t the talking type.

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✽ actually tick tock definitely thought i was going to eat him when we first met ✽ it's just what he thought was gonna go down ✽ i think his captain alphys kept threatening to

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* kind of like a panini press.

* NOT YOU TOO

* they press together and it gets sizzling

* heh heh heh heh

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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* what a big exhaust pipe you have

* I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!