❝ Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. ❞
❝ How’d it all come to this, you ask? ❞
❝ I had a fairly standard childhood. ❞
❝ You’re a villain, and you’ll always be a villain. ❞
❝ His heart is an ocean that’s inside a bigger ocean. ❞
❝ I’d be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby. ❞
❝ And I Iove you, random citizen! ❞
❝ Now, back to laughing! ❞
❝ Please talk slower. ❞
❝ You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea, a belief! ❞
❝ My spider bite is acting up! ❞
❝ Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, evil thing you can possibly think of, and multiply it.. by six! ❞
❝ Let’s just have fun with this. Come on. ❞
❝ It’s a vacuum, isn’t it? What’s your vacuum like? ❞
❝ Chicks don’t like bouncy houses, they like clowns! ❞
❝ I’m not allowed to insult guests directly. ❞
❝ It’s good that we have this time now. You know, before I destroy the place. ❞
❝ I’ve looked into the reset button.. the science is impossible. ❞
❝ I didn’t know you had.. feelings. Are you okay? ❞
❝ I hope no one’s seeing this! ❞
❝ This is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad! ❞
❝ Ollo? ❞
❝ You dim-witted creation of science! ❞
❝ "Exit" is the abbreviation for “exciting,” right? ❞
❝ I did my best, but he’s too fantastic! ❞
❝ I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you, but then like fifty ninjas tried to attack me, so I had to beat ‘em all up, and I did.. and they were all, like, crying and stuff. ❞
❝ Can’t wait. LOL. Smiley face. ❞
❝ You don’t get out much, do you? ❞
❝ It’s too bad that we didn’t go to the same school. ❞
❝ All you have to do is save her/him, and she’ll/he’ll be yours. ❞
❝ This is ________ , cautiously optimistic and pleasantly confused. ❞
❝ Oh, this is bad. This is bad. You’ve fallen in love with her/him. ❞
❝ Maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore! ❞
❝ That doesn’t even make any sense! ❞
❝ What were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me saving your life. ❞
❝ Say I wasn’t so normal. ❞
❝ What about everything you just said? About judging a book by its cover? ❞
❝ Do you really think that I would ever be with you? ❞
❝ Being a hero is for losers! ❞
❝ All your gifts, all your powers, and you squander them for your own personal gain. ❞
❝ Look, I’m not sure where to go with that! ❞
❝ This isn’t how you play the game.. ❞
❝ Congratulations. Another one of your genius plans has backfired on you. ❞
❝ Well.. there is one place I know. ❞
❝ You know, I think there’s an apology in order for the other night. ❞
❝ That’s when I got the brilliant idea.. to fake my death. ❞
❝ If there’s bad, good will rise up against it. ❞
❝ I say we go back to the evil Iair, grab some ray guns, hold them sideways, and just go all gangsta on him/her. ❞
❝ You and I have some unfinished business. ❞
❝ The city needs you.. I need you. ❞
❝ Here it is, from the blackest part of my heart. I’m sorry. ❞
❝ We’re gonna die! ❞
❝ There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England. ❞
❝ Please, let’s have a little respect for public transportation. ❞
❝ Hey! Remember that night that I dumped you? ❞
❝ You did the fool thing all by yourself. ❞
❝ There’s a benefit to losing.. you get to learn from your mistakes. ❞
❝ What can I say? Old habits die hard. ❞
❝ What a drama queen/king! ❞
❝ Sorry! He’s/she’s just not used to positive feedback! ❞
❝ Funny.. I guess destiny is not the path given to us, but the path we choose for ourselves. ❞
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