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Once upon a time, he’d have danced away by now. “It’s not like I could stop you. Why don’t you just do it and get it over with?”

And at that, Shizuo’s guilt caused him to pause. “What the hell are you doing back here anyway? Figured you’d have found plenty of other subjects you could manipulate and toy with by now.”

#he does genuinely feel bad even if he knows (and is likely reassured) that izaya had it coming

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“You’re even more cruel than I remember. I’m not surprised.”

“Says you. Maybe I really should just hit you with another steel beam to keep you out of this city for another two years. I can only hope it’d be for good this time.”

#fear AND obsession still i'm sure

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Shizuo’s Suit

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D R R R ! ! B O Y S ✖ FOOD ★

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It took me a while to realize that the last season of Drrr was out, and it’’s been fully dubbed to top that off, but i’m just glad that i got to finish it so here’s some Izaya and Shizuo they are definitely my favs :D

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durarara + pakalu papito

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"I'm tired of people telling me 'go to the hospital' and that I've 'lost a lot of blood.' It's my bullet wound, not yours. Stay out of it."

-Shizuo heiwajima

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He attempts to speed away, hands moving even after he’s been halted. Then, he looks over his shoulder at Shizuo and starts to yell without missing a beat: “Help! Someone help! This oaf is trying to assault me!”

“You really want to draw all that attention to yourself, I-za-ya~? Or did you forget who started everything all those years ago? Do you think anyone still remembers you?”

#either no one will remember you #or EVERYONE will remember you #which do you want to put your money on boy #?

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” ‘Cause tonight It’s just fire alarms and losing you

We love a lot So we only lose a little

But we are alive We are alive…”

>>>>>>>> Shizaya set to Death Valley by Fall Out Boy

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“Ah, in that case I’m sure you’ll be willing to pretend I don’t exist at all~” Don’t mind him wheeling away…

Casually comes up behind him and grabs the handles of the wheelchair to stop Izaya dead in his tracks. “What makes you think I’m going to let you go that easily, I-za-ya-kun?”

#B)

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“But Shizu-chan, I can’t help but notice that you haven’t tried to bodily throw me into Shinjuku or Shibuya yet. Could it be you’ve gone soft?”

“You’d be surprised how much less I lose my cool without you around. But now that you’re here it looks like I might have to start from day one again.”

#not soft #just not being poked incessantly with a knife 24/7

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“You’re so clever, making fun of the poor man in the wheelchair. Does it make you feel better about yourself?”

“After you tried to suffocate me with poisonous gas and then proceeded to attempt to light me on fire? Yeah, a little.”

#Izaya being nice?#a cold day in hell

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“You really are still kicking. Why haven’t you died in a convenient-accident-that-was-in-no-way-orchestrated-by-me yet?”

“I often wonder the same thing about you, Izaya. I thought I already dealt with you. And yet here you are, stepping foot- or rather wheel- into my city again.”

#B(