mason mccarthy.

[bottombitchmason]

dom-bxstiansmythe​:

Timing is everything, Mason. I’ll pick you up tomorrow at 6 pm and bring you to my suite. I want you wearing a plug by the time I get there, understood?

You’re right about that, Sir. I like the sound of that, totes. Oh my, we’re going for the big guns right off the bat. Yes, Sir. I will be plugged and vibrating with excitement by the time you get there, I promise.

[bottombitchmason]

@artisticsmythe​ commented: Rude.

What are you going to do about it, Sir?

[bottombitchmason]

{ @dom-bxstiansmythe​ in response to THIS post}

Unclaimed AF and without orders, Sir. At just the right time, it seems.

[bottombitchmason]

aaronsancheztga​:

Don’t think we’ve formally met, but good to know. I’m Aaron.

Just reread your original post, totally misread the point. I like to have fun, was my joke. Not talking about with what. Let’s start over. I’m Mason and apparently I can’t read.

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aaronsancheztga​:

General PSA for the people on campus who seem to have trouble grasping this concept… not every boy here has what you claim to “need to have fun.” I thought this was common sense, but here we are. That is all. 

Except for me. I do have a need to have fun. #itsme

[bottombitchmason]

sub-bastiansmythe​:

That doesn’t sound like a fun week at all. A handsome piece of man like yourself should be pounded and owned all day long. Such a pity. 

Let me hope and pray that you mean to volunteer the opportunity because I have a mighty need. Some might call me a thot, I don’t really care. I’m a hot cheerleader.

[bottombitchmason]

subxxjeffsterling​:

you got no sex I’m guessing…

I got a lot of things after this post.

[bottombitchmason]

artisticsmythe​:

Well, god forbid you don’t enjoy time with me. Clearly I spent too much in the painting studio.  Oh, I plan to totally outfuck you till you’re damn near passing out. So you’re gonna pay for that comment. 

My place, not the studio. Hurry now. 

I want you to know that I did enjoy my time with you. You’re a great artist, I enjoyed getting to watch you paint and helping you out as needed. What can I say? I’m a brat. I made the post, walked away from my phone, and then came back like oh shit, oops. My bad. I will gladly pay for it, though. For sure, for sure. Sounds like a fantastic time, and I’ll be sure to keep things fun. 

Yes, Sir. Right away. With haste.

[bottombitchmason]

alinacohenchang​:

Oh, dear. Now that just sounds unfortunate. And here I thought we were all making the most of this exercise. You should make your way to my suite and then we’ll see to it right away. 

Yes, Miss. I totes agree with you- I should make my way to your suite. Deffo. I think for sure you can help me out, and I hope I can help you out too. I’m weak for a pretty girl, I have to admit. So forgive me if my brain turns to mush.

[bottombitchmason]

artisticsmythe​:

The shade of this is real.  How about you come here and I’ll bend you over for the next three days? So rude. 

Whoops. But hey, if this is what it gets me... maybe I’ll do it again sometime. Bend me over all you want, I’m coming. 

[bottombitchmason]

theiagowalsh​:

Dude. That sucks. Hope you can get yourself some now tho. Get rid of all the disappointment or whatever before the new year rolls in. 

Let’s hope this post ages better than I’m thinking it will. The sassiness takes over and sometimes I go a bit too far. I’m just a guy that likes to have fun. And a total badass.

[bottombitchmason]

Things I need: sex. Things I want: sex. Things I thought I’d get an endless amount of during a mock claim with a supposed nympho: sex 

[bottombitchmason]

MASON ✉ CAMPBELL

Mason: Oh, Miss Belleeeee. I missed you! When are we dancing again? Duets every week? We'll stun the whole club. Nobody can partner with me quite like you, I need equal talents in my partner or I can't perform to my best.

[bottombitchmason]

I really, seriously thought about doing a song like WAP or Body, but in the end I decided to bring back this number from a previous competition. I know a certain someone else out there totes feels the nostalgia with me.  😜

[bottombitchmason]

franniesubfabray​:

And with that, I’m suddenly not feeling well. If anyone at Dalton needs me, feel free to let me know. If anyone at McKinley needs me…Just don’t. I’ll see you all in the morning. 

The shade! Spill the tea, sis!

[bottombitchmason]

dommalel​:

…Well, it appears as though I have work to do this morning. Fair warning to all, if you see me around today, do not approach. Happy fucking Saturday, bitches. It’s time to party. 

Ooooh, someone had you on the war path. I’m sad I missed this too. I hope whatever the problem was has been sorted out, Sir.