bow down to my vagina

18+ 24 years old, ask me anything just be nice is all I ask https://linktr.ee/Spunkysuccubus

[remadeagain]

i don’t speak bad taste so i don’t understand this constant mint choc chip hate but what i do know is some of you really think it tastes like toothpaste which tells me you don’t brush your teeth…keep that to yourself please

[weeklywalt]

[yesbpdbabe-deactivated20210115]

[ethicalmemes]

Found this on Facebook and wanted to share with yall (Credits: JJ M'kael) #EthicalMemes

[yamujiburo]

look at em

[gayinsomniacdragon606]

Honestly they were my favorite characters in pokemon lol

[frogkeyboard]

are ya gonna credit the artists or

[yamujiburo]

im the artist of all of these~

[joyfactory]

ALL OF THEM!!!!!?????

[not-so-serious-wastebasket]

[thatsadslut]

Black is just my color 🥰🥰

[erezkaan]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[thatsadslut]

Fenty is superior.

[bowdowntomyvagina]

Sometimes I wonder why I step out of my comfort zone

Making friends is hard as an adult.

[isopresso]

カブトガニ

Horseshoe crab

2020.10.12

[supergameboytwo]

this is actually balloons don’t let them trick you

[catchymemes]

Credit: @jackthepoolboy

[joelleity]

[video description: a woman standing in the kitchen and a plumber working underneath the sink. her tone is heavily flirty and his is professional and increasingly confused. sexy music is playing. transcript:

woman: (on the phone) yeah, sorry i’m gonna be late. i have the plumber here. i know, and he’s fixing my sink. (looks down at his crotch and gasps) yeah, i gotta go, bye. hey, sir, how’s it going?

plumber: (grunts and stands up) you’re just going to need a new spray valve, and then it should work properly.

woman: were my pipes dirty?

plumber: i don’t know. i just checked the spray valve and the tail piece.

woman: did you clean my pipes?

[music stops]

plumber: …no. i just checked your spray valve and tail piece.

[music resumes]

woman: do you want to clean my pipes?

[music stops]

plumber: … do *you* want me to clean your pipes?

woman: maybe.

plumber: ok. just let me know if you do.

[music resumes]

woman: i bet i could handle a pretty big pipe.

[music stops]

plumber: you mean like a 2? i don’t know. i mean, your system was built to be a 1.5. that’s what– that’s what you currently have. i could install a 2, but i’d have to rip everything out, and that’s going to cost you north of 3 grand.

[music resumes]

woman: oh, i don’t have that much money.

plumber: yeah, well, it doesn’t really make sense to do it anyway, so–

woman: well, maybe if i could figure out another form of payment?

[music stops]

plumber: …you mean like a check? yeah, that’s fine.

[music resumes]

woman: no, i mean like maybe if you take care of my pipes, i can take care of your pipe.

[music stops]

plumber: (indignant)  …ma’am, i do my own plumbing.

end description]

[thatsadslut]

I'm so late with this but @gabbigabriella said stop drop and take a hit and I'm gonna damnit.

🎶Hey Julie by KYLE🎶

I'm gonna tag my faves to do it if they want 😘🥰

@foresttnympho @bowdowntomyvagina @godshideouscreation @astr0zombies

[animatedtext]

[mzelkowa-deactivated20260201]

[fiercebitch]

Cher (1975)