Bif Taylor

[boxxing-champion]

Bif Taylor Blog

"What's up, it's Bif. Heard all the loser kids are getting around here, so i decided i should join in to set things straight as champion of the school. And for Derby and the other guys too, i guess.. Ask me questions, but don't be stupid about it!"

Some Boundaries

I enjoy any interactions, asks from both canon characters and ocs are much appreciated !

Be civil ooc and don't be incredibly sexual or weird, that part applies to BOTH ooc and ic.

I'm open to any relationships with Bif (however if they are more complex and serious, I'd prefer discussing it beforehand), romantic endgame is open but I'm likely to just stick to one character for that, so please don't feel hurt if it's not with your character!

Please don't take anything Bif says to heart, at least not out of character. And if something is discomforting to you, let me know

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a—! Ugh, i need to come up with somethin' new..."

stamps made by keep-qui3t !

[boxxing-champion]

Tell me a joke

Uh, uuh. Man, you're putting me on the spot.. it's not like I'm Justin or something, his jokes suck.

Oh okay I've got one, it's more of a pun. I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and eat it! Haha, ha.. ha. I'll go

[boxxing-champion]

I thought u were gay

Does it look like im gay?? I dig chicks! I'm not some jaunty homo prancing about.. like Gord. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but i mean, look at me.

Screw you, you're just jealous i got a date.

[boxxing-champion]

Favorite show?

Huh. Never really thought about it, I don't really watch a lot of shows, mostly just boxing matches. Guess i like watching The Sopranos sometimes, it just comes on the TV and i get stuck watching it.

Pinky watches those girly shows about romance and stuff, so i guess i kinda get stuck on watching those too ... But they're pretty stupid.

[skullbreak3r]

Ooc: oh what the fuck

Not only you are threatening me with terrible things but you also can't spell BRUHH,

I'm actually dead bro 😭😭😭 I literally don't know what I did

[boxxing-champion]

Ooc: Yeah so, if you're the kind of shit person who gets so angry to the point you'd go and send threats to someone, i probably wouldn't have shipped with you in the first place. THIS is what i meant when i stated not to get upset when i eventually stick to one person to ship with, but apparently people dont like reading up on things and choose to be ignorantly stupid. 😭

If you're this kind of selfshipper, genuinely wake the fuck up and start getting a hold of your life, in what world do you think its okay to send rape threats to ANYONE, much less someone who hasn't done anything to you? The fandom doesn't need more idiots roaming around and causing troubles for others when it's supposed to be a fun and welcoming space. Genuinely i hope you feel post guilt or some shit, you made your bed so sleep in it

Everyone go send @skullbreak3r some love, they really deserve it. Receiving threats like that is terrifying, plus not to mention heart breaking.

[skullbreak3r]

Uh, hey. So, I've been seeing you 'round and all, and i think you're nice looking, and cool.. And I've seen you lookin at me, so if you wanna get to know me better, I'm free for a date.

That is if you're up for it 😉 we can talk details after.

- @boxxing-champion

“ Definitely not a creepy approach, at ALL... But I suppose I wouldn't mind going out with you. You're not as annoying as those guys at this trashy school.... although you are still pretty cocky. But… you’re not as bad... Uhm. Yeah, I'll go on a date with you. „

[boxxing-champion]

Good .. uh, great! I can pick you up tomorrow, and we can go round town. Theres this awesome restaurant near Bullworth Vale, only the best dining for a girl like yourself.

Can't .. wait to see you, haha. I'll be near the school gate at noon

[boxxing-champion]

Girls shouldn't be hard to talk to, i mean its pretty easy for a guy like me. I'm not a twerp, I can get with just about anyone. So why am i even worried?

Man, i might just kill everyone if it doesn't go well.

[boxxing-champion]

Hey, look at this pic of Derby I found

He looks so jolly

Hey yeah, he does look happy, never seen him smile like that before. ... Where're his teeth at?

He'd probably kill you for having that though, so good luck with that

[boxxing-champion]

Why are you fat

.. I'm not fat, I've got muscle and bulk! If you even know what that is. bet it feels nice to project, huh loser??

I'm not fat. I need to eat a reasonable amount of food. You wouldn't get it

[norton-w]

Well, turns out Bif does not mess around with those boxing moves. I won’t be challengin him anytime soon.

And I’m man enough to say that I got my ass beat, anybody have an ice pack? Please?

[boxxing-champion]

Told you you'd get your ass beat, next time it'd be easier if you just walked off. The best man always wins.

[boxxing-champion]

How do you feel about the band hole? 🤤🤤

Haha, hole!

.. uh, i dunno.. never heard of them really, should i know them? If you buy me a cd or whatever, I'll listen to it.

[boxxing-champion]

What do you think of Barbara? :333

BJ? She's alright, see her and Pinky hang out pretty often. Not really my bis to pry on the girls, so who knows what they talk about.

[boxxing-champion]

Kiss justin

Does it look like i wanna get butchered by his teeth? No thanks, there's enough ugly of him but that should stay to himself.

[boxxing-champion]

hey bif ! what do you think of Louise? @frilly-louise

Think she's, uh. Man.. freaky looking, that's for sure. I like weird chicks, but she seems like shes got a lot goin on. Both on her mind and in her hair. Sorry.

[vendomeslawfirm]

Hey Gord. Need your help, but don't have a freak-out about it.

I already talked to Derby and he.. somewhat helped, i just kinda needed his affirmation. —but i guess i just need help executing it now. There's this girl i like, i keep thinkin about her and it's distracting me. She's real intense, she keeps lookin at me... So i think she likes me too, but shes cool, like way cool. I never thought I'd like a poor girl.

So I'm thinking of asking her out n all, but.. I don't know, I'm not there yet, I don't even know what kinda shit she likes. Usually girls ask ME out.

And since i know you're a.. multi-pursuer, i thought maybe you'd know what i should do. Dont take that as a compliment, seriously

- @boxxing-champion

First of all, i'm COMPLETELY going to take it as a compliment, as it is! Oh, Bif, my moon, my man, you have come to the right fella.

You see.. when me and Lola started going out, it was her who came to me, you know, i'm too irresistible, BUT when you mean to catch the lady by the toes yourself, you think of yourself as merchandise: You're offering a product, so promote it!

Square up— Pull your shoulders back, puff out your chest, and put on the best smile you've got! Don't make too much small talk, let the gal know that if she wants to get to know you, it'll have to be on a date, and don't be afraid to tell her why it's her you're choosing! Trust me, that helps!

If you get a no, we have a got a line of ladies queing in like for you, so there's a lot of relative options to try on! Go for it, tiger!

[boxxing-champion]

Uh-huh. Well, i kinda get what you mean... Even if you said it kinda gay.

I'll think on it, maybe I'll do that whenever i see her. Man, i hope this works out or I'll look like a total joke

[heirofbullworth]

Uh, hey.. Derbs.

Kinda a random thing, i just sorta need help. I'd ask Gord but he's too much sometimes. Anyway, there's this girl... I'm thinkin about her, but she's kinda got this intense vibe to her so it's making it hard for me to talk to her. It's been distracting me from my boxing matches.

So, I don't know, should i waste my time on it? It's been on my mind.

- @boxxing-champion

Oh, girl troubles..? I'm not the best with romantic advice but alright... Well that entirely depend on how you think of her, Bif.

Does she make you feel like being a better person? Being someone who is stronger and more compassionate?

If she makes you feel more positive about yourself and life in general, I would go for it... but don't get too distracted you're our top boxer after all

[boxxing-champion]

Yeah.. yeah, I'll think on it. Man, i just dont know how to go about it, i haven't thought about a girl for a while.

.. i might have to ask Gord for advice on asking her out, much as i hate it. Thanks, Derbs

[boxxing-champion]

What’s this 👀?

The hell is that?? Who put me in that? That's not even real!

You wusses like making up weird shit about me?? I doubt you'd have the balls to settle it in the boxing ring, so you better quit it before you catch these fists!

That skirt doesn't even fit me.