Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β love, simonΒ β sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. features quotes fromΒ Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda as well.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
β Iβm just like you. β
β I have one huge-ass secret. β
β Nobody knows Iβm gay. β
β Sometimes I feel like Iβm stuck on a ferris wheel. One minute Iβm on top of the world, then the next Iβm at rock-bottom. β
β Iβve been thinking about why I havenβt come out yet. β
β Who you are to the world is pretty terrifying because what if the world doesnβt like you?β
β It doesnβt seem fair that only gay people have to come out. Why is straight the default?β
β Sometimes I feel like Iβm always on the outside, thereβs this invisible line that I have to cross to really be a part of everything and I just canβt ever cross it. β
β Sometimes I think Iβm destined to care so much about one person it nearly kills me. β
β Heβs wearing a womanβs sweater and heβs drunk. β
β When did you first realize? β
β I havenβt told anyone. Announcing who you are to the world is pretty terrifying. βΒ
β I have something to tell you. Iβm straight. β
β Iβm heterosexual. β
β Iβm sorry. I canβt do this anymore. β
β Iβm supposed to be the one that decides when and how and who knows, and how I get to say it, thatβs supposed to be my thing! β
β Iβm done living in a world where I donβt get to be who I am. I deserve a great love story and I want someone to share it with. β
β Have you ever been in love? β
β These last years, itβs almost like I can feel you holding your breath. β
β Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as F. β
β Sheβs cute, but sheβs just not really my type. Not because sheβs black. I love black women. Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women, I just, I just, I just love all women. β
β I might not know your name or what you look like, but I want to find you.β
β Iβm done living in a world where I donβt get to be who I am. β
β White shouldnβt be the default any more than straight should be the default. There shouldnβt even be a default. β
β Sometimes it seems like everyone knows who I am except me β
β Straight people really should have to come out, and the more awkward it is, the better. Awkwardness should be a requirement. β
β I mean, I feel secure in my masculinity, too. Being secure in you masculinity isnβt the same as being straight. β
β Iβm just so sick of straight people who canβt get their shit together. β
β Iβm too busy trying not to be in love with someone who isnβt real. β
β Really, though, there are only two kinds of weather: hoodie weather and weather where you wear a hoodie anyway. β
β Did you just tell us youβre gay? β
β Nothing is worse than the secret humiliation of being insulted by proxy. β
β I fall a little bit in love with everyone. β
β People are shameless when it comes to cake. Itβs a beautiful thing to see. β
β Thereβs something about you that makes me want to open up, and thatβs slightly terrifying to me. β
β I knew you had a secret. β
β I wanted to ask you about it, but I didnβt wan to pry. Maybe I made a mistake. β
β You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want. β
β I like no endings. I like things that donβt end. β
β You may actually be the only person who gets more than 140 characters from me. Thatβs kind of awesome, right? β
β I have a sneaking suspicion that youβre not 100% committed to your Oreo diet. β
β I canβt imagine a scenario where I donβt want to kiss your face off as soon as I see you.β
β I feel irrelevant. β
β They put me in a box, and every time I try to nudge the lid open, they slam it back down. Itβs like nothing about me is allowed to change. β
β Itβs really amazing, isnβt it? Someone can trigger your sexual identity crisis and not have a clue theyβre doing it. β
β Thereβs no such thing as a good idea when youβre in seventh grade. β
β I feel like Iβm supposed to make some comment to underscore the ridiculousness of it all, but honestly? Itβs sort of nice not to have to be cynical for a change. β
β I try not to change, but i keep changing, in all these tiny ways. And every freaking time, i have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again. βΒ
β You make everything a big deal. β