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parker-edwards:

“no, actually, i don’t remember.” he chuckled. parker wasn’t at all in touch with the fashion world he just knew that chokers were a thing and also adidas clothing but that was about it. he really appreciated that last trend because he had always been a fan and liked how he could go to soccer practice and look aesthetic. “so you wear fishnets?” he asked not really wanting to think about how he would look in them. something about that was a huge turn on. “that’s hot.”

“what?” parker shot him a confuse look and froze in the pose he was in. he looked at his biceps and dropped his arms. “i wasn’t.” he shook his head which was probably true. he didn’t really do it consciously, it was just a reflex he had when he was around people he was attracted to. “why? were you looking at them?” he smirked.

"yah, they look great on me. they're super comfortable too." lars began, not even thinking about parker's obvious desire to tear said fishnets off his body. nah, the only thing on the iconic gay's mind was just how well he looked in them. "i've worn them to school before but i've been told to cover up. god, i instantly felt like all teenage and adolescent girls feel in school every day."

his lips pursed together as parker pretended not to notice what he was doing. it was cute, sure, but so last season. hell, it was so 30 years ago. "nah, but it's kinda hard not to look at them when you flexing like that. kinda distracting. so, where are those rolls i heard so much about?" he asked, looking around at their blank table that didn't even have drinks on it yet. in fact, they hadn't even seen their waiter yet. how unprofessional, the boy though.

#☆ ;; convo: lars x parker ;; ☆

parker-edwards:

“hmm…people will talk about it? yeah, i’ll give you that but trend-setting? i don’t think so, man. they’d have to be very brave for that. i mean, i would totally wear it as a dare but never as an actual outfit.” parker was a complete dare devil, he would do almost anything for people’s entertainment but his sense of fashion wasn’t all that great. he just liked wearing black and comfortable clothes. except when it was a special occasion, he also loved wearing suits and formal clothing.

parker kind of furrowed his eyebrows in confusion when he saw lars didn’t take his shades off but decided not to comment on it. lars was a very…unique person and probably didn’t have an explanation other than a fashion statement. parker rolled his eyes laughing when he heard lars’ sassiness. “come on, we had a lot more fun at my place than we would’ve had here anyway.” he gave him a smirk and stretched his arms maybe to accidentally show off his muscles.

"you underestimate just how influential i am. i mean, i'm not a kardashian by any means, unfortunately, but i still have a mass following. you remember when it became popular for a little while to wear white lace fish nets? i did that." the boy stated matter of factly. he wasn't even trying to sound boastful he was just literally stating facts. although, this wasn't to say that he didn't enjoy this little faucet of power because he fully did.

"did you..." lars just stared in shock at the fact that parker just tried to 'show off his guns' for lars. "did you just try to show off your muscles?" he let out a low cackle and hid his mouth behind his hand. "i didn't realize we were still in 1995, parker."

#☆ ;; convo: lars x parker ;; ☆

parker-edwards:

parker was looking around for lars and saw a couple of guys that kind of looked like him but he hadn’t realized how much he was mistaken until he saw lars. there was no doubt that was him even with his shades on. the man knew he was extra but damn, this was on a whole new level.

wait, never mind, he had shown up almost naked to the dance, this was pretty decent. “under dressed? considering what you wore to homecoming you’re overdressed.” he chuckled and then smiled fondly at his comment. “aw, larsy…come here, i’m sorry.” he leaned in and hugged him tightly. it was so easy to move parker and hugs were his favorite thing in the world so he thought it was really cute, especially coming from someone as cold as lars. he didn’t even think for a second that he might have been kidding.

parker pat his back and kept his arm wrapped around his shoulders to guide him in to the restaurant. “you’re gonna love the biscuits, you’ll see.“

"mkay, but what i wore to the dance was nothing short of absolute trend-setting. you watch. people will be talking about that for years to come." he knew he was right for a multitude of reasons. one, his outfit truly was iconic and would probably be emulated by many white gays to come and, two, it did leave people talking. that's just the way he liked it, though.

"um--" was all he could muster before parker wrapped him in his embrace. lars just stood there, uncomfortably being hugged for a few seconds. then, finally, he hugged back. he didn't want to seem entirely repulsed (even though he basically was), so it was worth the few moments of agony.

they walked in together and, despite the dim-ish lighting, lars continued to keep his shades on. he was feeling exceptionally shady today and so he had to make sure to keep up the image. of course, though, he had to keep looking cute as always, too. "ah, i'm sure. i'm glad it's the both of us here this time instead of... only... one... person... at this... table who... won't be... named...me. it's me. i came here alone. remember." lars joked, hoping to fill the air with gaity.

#☆ ;; convo: lars x parker ;; ☆

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@lardandorder: @lilysaige i think of u every time i hear this song

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castanheiras:

“ay i should record those words and play them back to you when your precious queen loses.” isaiah had absolutely no doubt that the queen that he stanned - miss sasha velour - was going to come out victorious. despite the fact that she didn’t lip sync for her life - it was clear from the very beginning that she was going to be a serious contender.

“trinity was an idiot for not picking shea in the lip sync, we all know that shea can’t lip sync it would have been an easy win.” as trinity and peppermint started their lip sync isaiah nodded at the screen. “trinity doing a solid job… peppermint is going easy. what does this girl have up her sleeve.”

"wow. rip peppermint." the boy said blandly as he watched peppermint deliver an unusually low energy performance. throughout the show she was known for her lip syncs but this... was garbage, mama.

an ungodly scream escaped lars' lips as he watched peppermint not only do a dress reveal, but a wig reveal, too. he gripped his pillow even tighter and somehow made his way to his feet as he stared at the television with wide eyes. when all was said and done and the music stopped, he sank back down into his seat. "i... i can't believe peppermint just ruined trinity's career like that."

#☆ ;; convo: lars x isaiah ;; ☆

castanheiras:

“am i going to have to coddle you when sasha annihilates shea in the lip sync, or will you be okay?” it had taken every ounce of strength out of isaiah to not read the spoilers on reddit but he had managed not to fall to temptation. with their snack setup ready and the first lip sync of the night about to begin, isaiah began to reminisce on the highlights of season nine of ru paul’s drag race.

“you know shea couleé as blac chyna really was one of the best moments of season nine. and as much as i hate alexis michelle she was iconic as kris jenner as well.”

"nah, but you are gonna have to tackle me to the ground if you want to stop me from celebrating once shea destroys that mess of a queen. honestly. of all the bald queens i prefer bob." lars cast a shady glance towards isaiah as he a that shea wouldn't win. how could she literally not?

"of course. she's iconic. everything she says and does, similar to me, is iconic. my personal favorite shea moment was at the reunion that aired last week when she put valentina in her place so hard she started stuttering." he watched the screen like a hawk and, when the familiar cackle appeared, lars sat upright. it was time to find out who would be the first pair to lip sync.

#☆ ;; convo: lars x isaiah ;; ☆

parker-edwards-blog

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it was hard for parker to understand lars. everything from his intentions or the way he spoke or if he was a good or bad person. he had always been nice to parker even though he liked to make fun of him. the boy didn’t really mind that, he liked to make fun of people too but it was just weird how people told him to be careful of lars. especially lily since she always ended up being right about things in his life. maybe lars was right, there was something about him that parker couldn’t just walk away from. but it was weird to hear him talk about himself as a romantic interest for him. did lars really have those intentions? parker just assumed that they were each other’s boy toys. parker liked experimenting with him and lars liked to play around with him, that’s just the way things were. he did hope that they could become friends though and that’s what he was trying to attempt with this pseudo-date. he picked out his usual black skinny jeans and a band t-shirt but something didn’t seem right. he shook his head and decided to grab a crimson button down shirt. it still seemed punk, but a little less casual. damn, he was putting too much thought into it. lars was just a little bit intimidating when it came to outfits, he could imagine him doing a little fashion police voice in his head when he saw him. parker checked his watch and it was time to go so he just put on some cologne and head to his car. he checked his phone for his address and finally reached the place. ‘i think i’m outside?’ he texted him.

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the ugly artificial light bounced off of lars' tinted, millennial pink sunglasses as he walked into the establishment. he was dressed in a matching pink juicy velour sweatsuit with, of course, a pair of pink pedi slippers. he had just gotten his crunchy feet sandblasted to shit, his nails painted a deep burgundy, and he was ready to eat because he hadn't eaten all day. he sat in the waiting area, ignoring the glances people threw at him, and waiting for parker to walk in. when he got the text, got up and walked outside.

it was then that lars thanked god and shea coulee that he was wearing shades because, had his face been void of protection, his eyes would have rocketed out of his skull. parker looked like he belonged in that grunge white band falling boy or whatever. he pursed his lips and, once he had collected himself, walked forward to greet parker.

"i might be a lil' under dressed for the occasion but at least i'm here." lars said, walking up to parker, his eyes pushing his shades down so parker could see his eyes. "by the way, i'd love a hug. you put me through so much distress." the boy moaned playfully, his voice dripping with sarcasm as per usual.

#☆ ;; convo: lars x parker ;; ☆

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why u always lyrin ur larse off?? – lyra x lars playlist

one and only – adele

think it over – cissy houston

if it makes you happy – sheryl crow

into the groove – madonna

the beautiful people – marilyn manson

da’ dip – freak nasty

#oflyra #☆ ;; muse: lyra ;; ☆

the boys sat in the dimly lit room, their eyes glues to the large flat screen television that hung elegantly on the wall. an advertisement about some trojan condoms or something was airing (how typical of logo) and lars had his arms wrapped forcefully around a pillow. he was impatient. he just wanted to see shea coulee claim the crown that she rightfully deserved. he felt extremely attacked by the sudden announcement of the lip syncs to determine who won but he was confident in shea coulee's abilities.

"they have crowned her episodes ago, to be honest. it was over for everyone else the moment she claimed her third win."

@castanheiras

#☆ ;; convo: lars x isaiah ;; ☆

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rmr when u “came” for me on twitter instead of minding ur own business yh same henny – rosalina x lars playlist

switch sider – ella mai

shark in the water – v.v. brown

bird song (diplo remix) – m.i.a.

mary, did you know? – pentatonix

vibes – tove lo

c u when u get there – coolio

#☆ ;; muse ;; ☆#☆ ;; muse: rosalina ;; ☆