oh my god becky

look at her butt

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

[rnozzarellasticks-deactivated20]

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

[talkingllama]

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

[lameburrito-deactivated20140105]

luigi! at the disco

[astrokillers]

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[4gifs]

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

[comic-canary]

this makes me so angry

[boazpriestly]

I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”

[orangeis]

Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.

[eatingwithdogs]

[oomshi]

Me

[pugs]

[humoristics]

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

[treygotguap]

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

[komlin]

roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

OH MY GOD NO

[komlin]

twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

STOP IT

[komlin]

row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream

[straight-as-a-curly-fry]

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

[elementofcrime]

[hufflepuffcubsworld]

This one wins

[enots-eissej]

[sarcasticlittlefuckk-deactivate]

standard

[beandeadinside]

I am crying I love this too much

[zechv]

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

[probablynotadalek]

The most terrifying five minutes of my life, but now that it’s over, I’m kinda proud of this

[officialjiggly]

sucking dick is demeaning

[splashes-n-stuff]

De meaning of life 😎

[feels-by-the-foot]

[la-ma-ri]

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

[brgittebardot]

[neoputa-deactivated20120528]

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs