[officialjiggly]

sucking dick is demeaning

[splashes-n-stuff]

De meaning of life 😎

[splashes-n-stuff]

five years later and i still can’t believe this is my legacy. my mother must be so proud

[whispering-into-the-void-blog]

Apollo

Every touch ignites my skin and you leave me scorned. My skin glows pink as your flame licks my edges. Maybe it’s foolish; but the pain you bring is intertwined too much with the pleasure. You set fire to the sky and I find myself running to keep up with you. But each night  you paint me the most spectacular views. You steal my breath over and over and just like that… you’re gone. A silence falls over my world; the darkness settles in. You are the sun, Apollo. As much as your presence breathes a new life into me, your absence leaves me cold.

I never used to be afraid of the dark.

[splashes-n-stuff]

I know I haven’t been super active over the past... three years, I guess? But if you’re interested in writing at all I did just start another blog that I hope to post regularly on. 

I would also love some feedback from you guys!

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

I’m just sucking dick cause that’s the free option

[niambi]

I mean if you do it right suckin dick could take you places

[nosoulforsale-deactivated201502]

Cashier: Your total comes to $188.40 Me: Not to be fake deep but none of this is real

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[clotair]

i wish no one knew anything about me 

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

[electronicferret]

Ha ha ha nice try kiddo. That’ll get filed right alongside the “THIS IS A PRIVATE DEVICE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE IT FROM ME” bullshit argument.

I wish people would stop trying to make teachers’ lives miserable. And then reveling in the fact. 

[vantwinblade]

Actually it isn’t bullshit. Minors can’t legally sign contracts. Parents have to do it for them. The minor has to undersign. Nice try looking like a jackass tho.

[lulanight-moved-deactivated2021]

Also, legally speaking, a teacher cannot physically confiscate anything from you. They can threaten you with detention and try to coerce you into giving it up “voluntarily,” but legally speaking if they take it from you with force they are committing theft (and potentially minor assault).

[thelistenersfury]

Just saying no in a deadpan voice worked wonders for me.

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[blowjcb-deactivated20221016]

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

[meanplastic]

[aestheticacadema]

do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again

[hexxagons-deactivated20140531]

[onlytwitterpics]

[astonishingly]

buffering more like suffering

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[veryharam]

I hate rich white people

[shadio]

I don’t please donate to my PayPal

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management