Wow, hey! You made it! Boy, am I glad to see you! Go ahead and grab the bracket and fill it out, then tag it with #bracketball2026 so I can make sure our gnome interns reblog it. And hey, while you're at it, get all your friends to fill out their own brackets! Hahaha, won't that be fun?
Oh, wait, you do know what Bracketball is, right? I know, I know, the rules are a little confusing, but this should help you out. And you should probably follow this blog while you're at it; a lot of the play is going to go down here.
Don't worry if you're new-new; I'll definitely help you through the first couple of matches. The season starts on July 30th and runs through November 5th. At the request of the Ratking -- gotta love that guy, right? -- all matches will start on Thursdays. Look, he filled out the paperwork and made the appropriate blood sacrifice, so the Bookkeepers have approved his request.
Look, if you got questions, just drop 'em here and I'll try to get our gnome interns on compiling a sheet with the most important questions. No, don't worry about them -- we're compensating them fairly. You wouldn't believe what the League would do to us if we weren't. Yikes.
Anyway, we're looking forward to a GREAT Bracketball season this year. Can't wait to see you in the stands!