Brad Kingett is NOT a Photographer

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Merry Christmas from our Pink Nightmare to all of yous! #christmascards2020 #bradkingetteisnotaphotographer https://www.instagram.com/p/CJPcqPHDgiG/?igshid=p1nom1qrgcw5

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If you didn’t get a #ChristmasCard from us it’s NOT necessarily because I don’t like you...there are plenty of possible reasons... A.) I don’t have your current address. 2.) It is in the USPS vacuum or D.) I don’t like you and I specifically ordered a card for and addressed it to you and then threw it in the trash. #bradkingettisnotaphotographer https://www.instagram.com/p/CJJpl82D4fA/?igshid=uamgf1yn7vfk

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“When a friend asks for help, you help them.” and my friends @drewmanji and Krystal asked me to help them with this very bland and traditional #BlackMetal #ChristmasCard. #philadelphia #bradkingettisnotaphotographer (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJHQJjij9pu/?igshid=cif2xj7e3pbx

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Contrary to (understandably) popular opinion, I don’t hate #Christmas music. I just can’t stand listening to different covers of the same Christmas songs over and over until I become rage in human form. So I asked my very good friend @zachcaruso to write a new Christmas tune so that I might be able to enjoy some of that Christmas spirit people don’t shut up about... And 3 years later...he did just that. And it’s really really good. Don’t be a Scrooge McDuck. Go download a copy from iTunes. And I did the cover art or whatever. (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI82s_YDiOc/?igshid=f4hhsg188klp

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If you don’t practice rolling your eyes back into your head daily...maybe you need to get your priorities in order. • • • Model: @alexandrafische • #portrait #philadelphia #philly #portrait #portraitphotography #editorialphotography #tattooartist #bradkingettisnotaphotographer #inked #inkedgirls #girlswithink #inkedmodel #tattooedgirls #girlswithtattoos #tattooedmodels #theundertaker #thedeadman (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIYeuiujD5A/?igshid=5vnlhhxaq22m

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@alexandrafische and I weren’t able to do our annual #Halloween themed shoot this year on account of everything being the worst. So I repurposed an old photo to honor one of #thesimpsons best #treehouseofhorror segments ever. (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHGRx3-j_cN/?igshid=15kqrjrda73qx

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Fun fact: @alexandrafische set the water temperature to “flesh melting” and almost passed out/boiled herself alive. But thankfully... I was completely unharmed. • • • #portrait #philadelphia #philly #portrait #portraitphotography #editorialphotography #tattooartist #bradkingettisnotaphotographer #inked #inkedgirls #girlswithink #inkedmodel #tattooedgirls #girlswithtattoos #tattooedmodels (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFuc0cRjnMz/?igshid=ceyarygzjmfb

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“Oh, I'm sorry, Bart. I didn't know that you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.” • • • Model: @alexandrafische • • • #portrait #philadelphia #philly #portrait #portraitphotography #editorialphotography #tattooartist #bradkingettisnotaphotographer #inked #inkedgirls #girlswithink #inkedmodel #tattooedgirls #girlswithtattoos #tattooedmodels #bw #bwphotography #blackandwhitephotography (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CECg75wjejN/?igshid=sljtv1pnp1ag

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“Oh, I'm sorry, Bart. I didn't know that you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.” • • • Model: @alexandrafische • • • #portrait #philadelphia #philly #portrait #portraitphotography #editorialphotography #tattooartist #bradkingettisnotaphotographer #inked #inkedgirls #girlswithink #inkedmodel #tattooedgirls #girlswithtattoos #tattooedmodels (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CECgmtVjvXE/?igshid=141vag6gapje8

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I am real smart now you guys! SCIENCE smart. You can be too! Not as smart as me probably, but you can do your best! Feel free to spread the word about @theapsoluterecap podcast to any teachers/students teaching/learning at home. (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-acet3jJAC/?igshid=trmvmleu594g

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Happy 13th Birthday to a verrry güd boy! #pupper #puppy #dogsofinstagram #bradkingettisnotaphotographer (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8krAUdjSjY/?igshid=1g9c905k776x7

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I took these of my buddy @notpinksinks who made a New Years’ resolution in 2019 to do an illustration everyday for the entire year and HE ACTUALLY DID IT! So, now all 365 pieces of #TODAYSUCKS are going to be on display for ONE NIGHT ONLY! • Saturday, January 4, 2020 6pm-9pm Globe Dye Works 4500 Worth Street Philadelphia, PA 19124 • @pinksinks @notpinksinks @globedyeworks @riverwardscafe (at Globe Dye Works) https://www.instagram.com/p/B63u8A4DV1B/?igshid=1jpj8vdgrbj8m

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According to internet...statistically speaking I’ve been almost nonexistent this year. However, contrary to instagram, I’ve worked my ass off. Now...I’ve definitely disappointed myself and others more than once and I fell on my face a bunch. I’ve also done some of my best work...while making brand new mistakes. I’ve failed. I’ve succeeded. I’ve made some new friends and grown closer with some existing ones. Thank you all for your support and a gigantic THANK YOU to everyone who continues to take a chance on me. #bradkingettisnotaphotographer (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6wkR2hDN3N/?igshid=7fx4k4es1ihk

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TODAY IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PRE-ORDER A #HOMEALONE T-SHIRT! GO TO @pinksinks NOW! #christmas #tshirtdesign #bradkingettisnotanartist (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6I-josDIgg/?igshid=mjw8njm63hyb

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I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff. I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough. I gave you blood, blood, blood... I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love. • Model: @samantha_shane • • • #portrait #model #philadelphia #philly #portraitphotography #editorialphotography #lanadelrey #bradkingettisnotaphotographer (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B50aWkFDekK/?igshid=1d35rdmnqj4xx

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I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff. I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough. I gave you blood, blood, blood... I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love. • Model: @samantha_shane • • • #portrait #model #philadelphia #philly #portraitphotography #editorialphotography #lanadelrey #bradkingettisnotaphotographer (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B50aRL7Dwl-/?igshid=1wq3w79d2x3j0

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I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff. I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough. I gave you blood, blood, blood... I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love. • Model: @samantha_shane • • • #portrait #model #philadelphia #philly #portraitphotography #editorialphotography #lanadelrey #bradkingettisnotaphotographer (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B50aLPVDYR9/?igshid=wn0ug64g1jqa