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 I'm a slut for coffee and some cute dork who I hate for stealing my disassociated heart.  Xicana / Bilingual / Pansexual / Art Ed. Major

[cungadero]

blow my load in military wives call that honorable discharge

[dankmemeuniversity]

[moonybyte]

Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator": You can carry a calculator with you now, you never have to make big math in your head ever again!

Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed

Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator":

[tracing-rivers]

Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.

Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.

Linguists:

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

Don Draper Yells at You for 30 Seconds ASMR

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[toxictiktoks]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

Don Draper Yells at You for 30 Seconds ASMR

[stevienick]

me at the movie theater watching wonder woman 1984 with a soundtrack full of 80s bops

[noahnomore]

[captain-price-official]

You mean Mexico isn’t naturally sepia?

[boppinrobin]

american directors: the sun just hits different

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[integrationisabitch]

[everythingfox]

“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year”

(via)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wellillbedamned]

[peaa]

garfield pussy indulgence

[is908]

oh, me when I’m alone in my room

[free-range-tiddies]

Me: *Walks by a smoker*

Me:

[weyland-yutanideathsquads]

Imagine having lungs that can't deal with some smoke

[theepicyus]

oh my god I'm SO SORRY!!! you're SO RIGHT here let me just find you some lungs that can handle some smoke.....

hm...

...

well I looked all over and turns out smoke is bad for your lungs and for your health!

if you smoke you need to be considerate as to where you smoke so people like me, with asthma, wont breathe in your cancer inducing air! if I breathe in too much smoke I get very ill!

to people who are addicted to cigarettes and the like and are trying to stop: love u! keep going I believe in you!

to people who smoke and are like the previous commenter: fuck you straight up. be more considerate.

[auckie]

[theepicyus]

hey everyone come check this guy out

they think smoking is a personality trait and thinks that people who dont like smoke or smoking are lame! did you get that idea from a grab bag of cartoon stereotypes?

if you smoke around people who dont smoke and dont like it and you tell them to put up with it or call them babies or whatever for not wanting to breathe in garbage air, you're one of the worst kinds of people! congrats! you can pick up your jerk certificate at the clown office.

[riben-deactivated20230922]

check out my rings

[horrorofthebeast]

Oh okay you’re one of those people. Smoking isn’t a personality trait and it’s just fucking disgusting

Check this out

[animeshittalk]

[dalish-kunoichi]

The FMAB music is what makes this