Cool Kids Never Die

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[thecollectibles]

Art by JUN杰

[thecollectibles]

Crab in a Cage by 秋刀鱼

[lone-nyctophile]

Maybe that's why I romanticize: not because I'm naïve, but because I need to believe even sorrow has texture, even loss has grace

-Huy Nguyen

[thecollectibles]

Art by Alex Twin

[theunrequitedlover]

[thecollectibles]

The Forest at Night by Jessica Woulfe

[thecollectibles]

Art by Raja Nandepu

[redwing]

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[dessertbird]

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[thecollectibles]

Art by Pavel Oleinik

[thecollectibles]

Mermay 2025 by Miriam Presas

[fromhersoul]

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[pedrcpascals]

No light, no light in your bright blue eyes, I never knew daylight could be so violent

[natalieironside]

I will be removing myself from situations

[natalieironside]

If something is happening, well, I certainly do not want anything to do with that

[guerrillatech]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bleachandgrenadine]

Things Edward Could’ve Said That Sound Less Suspicious

Bella: Your eyes are a different color, did you get contacts?

Edward: Uh haha yeah I did. I think they look pretty cool.

Edward: *stops the car and saves Bella* Hey are you ok? *stands up, pretends his arm hurts* Awesome I’m gonna get this looked at now.

*Tells Carlisle. Comes back to school with arm in a cast and sling*

Bella: How did you stop that car? You were amazing.

Edward: Well sadly I wasn’t bit by a radioactive spider and I don’t have superpowers. Doctor said it was an adrenaline rush, it’s a common natural response to life or death situations. Basically it maximizes your body’s physical capabilities. So yeah it’s like temporary super strength and speed. Crazy shit.

Bella: You’re so cold. I can’t feel your pulse.

Edward: I have hypothyroidism and bradycardia.

Bella: Aren’t you going to eat something?

Edward: I have to be on a special diet.

Bella: Oh right, your condition, sorry.

This list could go on and on. You’d think after being a mind reading vampire for 91 years you’d learn a thing or two about being a good liar. SHEESH.