I was told to sniff his birds neck, so I did, and this is how she responded lol
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I was told to sniff his birds neck, so I did, and this is how she responded lol
Com: Bird Jokes by DragginCat
|REACTION MEME| Bruised and Broken Version
“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
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Clint held the egg in his hands looking to Natasha. “Okay…. Can i… take care of it first? I promise not to break it.”
“Nope you’ve already said you were going to take first watch so you get to watch Eggsy first.” Natasha concluded, turning on her heel and walking quickly out of the classroom.
Grumbling as he held the egg and rolled his eyes. “Hey! Thats not fair!” Clint would run after her holding the egg against him. He had agreed to take the first watch but he had no idea she would have agreed to it. “What do you want me to do with it? Make a nest and sit on it?”
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Clint held the egg in his hands looking to Natasha. “Okay…. Can i… take care of it first? I promise not to break it.”
As Clint tossed the egg up into the air Natasha’s eyes widened and she moved to catch the egg if he dropped it. “Fuck Clint don’t do that!” She scolded, shoving him back.
“Hey! calm down it’s just an egg for a dumb school project.” Clint caught his balance and rolled his eyes. “Going to start calling you Mother Hen. You take care of it first. I know if you take care of it we will both get an A.”
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Clint held the egg in his hands looking to Natasha. “Okay…. Can i… take care of it first? I promise not to break it.”
She grinned at how delicately Clint held the egg and nodded. “Of course…just bring it by my house when you’ve had enough of Eggsy.”
He smirked and quirked an eyebrow. “You named it already?” He put the egg the kangaroo pocket of his hoodie. Tossing his backpack over his shoulder. “it needs a better name then that Tasha.”
The red head glared at Clint and shook her head. “What could possibly be a better name than Eggsy?” She asked challengingly as she did the same with her own backpack.
“Because Eggsy is a cheesy name. How bout something strong like. Chicken Ripper.” Clint smirked and took the egg from his pocket and tossed it into the air before catching it.
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Clint held the egg in his hands looking to Natasha. “Okay…. Can i… take care of it first? I promise not to break it.”
She grinned at how delicately Clint held the egg and nodded. “Of course…just bring it by my house when you’ve had enough of Eggsy.”
He smirked and quirked an eyebrow. “You named it already?” He put the egg the kangaroo pocket of his hoodie. Tossing his backpack over his shoulder. “it needs a better name then that Tasha.”
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Clint held the egg in his hands looking to Natasha. “Okay.... Can i... take care of it first? I promise not to break it.”
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A trickster gave me wings but all you want to do is clip them…
So tell me Natasha. Do you have any other candy coated lies to feed me?