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@bramthecalamity
"An introduction? Very well."
"𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫.
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧.
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟓 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐎𝐀, 𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞… 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥."
Child:
🦇
@bramthecalamity
"I doubt any other person could have fit that descriptor."
opinion on tvs? 🧐
"Useless entertainment... but I hear they can play concerts. I would like to test that theory."
what’s your biggest secret?
"...Once, whilst at an important dinner, I accidentally bit my own tongue. I had to stay professional whilst also ignoring the blood coming from my mouth."
... so I know a couple vampires. Feel like socializing?
"Only for a short while."
Do you need to drink blood to survive?
"Not particularly. It will make me less energized, however, so I make up for it via resting."
Woah hi
*what appears to be just a very small version of Fukuchi dressed in full traditional japanese clothing stares at him*
@thelittleswordsman
Bram blinks slowly. Just give the kid a chance...
"......Greetings, child."
*he tries to poke him*
Are you real
"Yes," Bram raises an eyebrow. "As real as you are."
Hey handsome
[OOC: I AM THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN TERRORIZING EVERYONE WITH KLAVYUTA. I'M INTO BSD AS WELL AND BRAM IS SMOKING HOT]
"Greetings, anonymous."
Woah hi
*what appears to be just a very small version of Fukuchi dressed in full traditional japanese clothing stares at him*
@thelittleswordsman
Bram blinks slowly. Just give the kid a chance...
"......Greetings, child."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :3
@the-real-aya-koda
Thank you! ...small child with the same hair color as me
Uh who are you? And where are you parents??
@bramthecalamity
The vampire guy's your father?
"That would be me, yes."
"Give me your blood."
"My, what could you be wanting blood for?"
"To lure vampires in. I'm setting up a trap."
"To lure vampires? Why'd you want to do that, dear?"
"Well, to kill them. That's what I was taught to do back at home in Wallachia."
"I don't think vampires are that common here to be a problem"
"Well, that's the thing, I'm trying to exterminate the few stragglers left. The ones who have been hiding and trying to get away."
"Right? Sure, I suppose. I admit, though, I would be interested to have a vampire"
"To have one? Like as a servant or as an experiment?"
"Anything you wish to call it. I'd just be interested to know how they work differently to humans"
"Fair enough. If you like I can spare one for you and give you one. Though it might take some time. Luring a vampire in is difficult."
"One can hear your foolish plans from over here. If you wish to lure in one of my kind, be more discreet."
"...."
"Well shit. I forgot about vampire's sensitive hearing. Why did I discuss this out in the open..."
"Nothing to see here, good sir! Just uh, playing pretend..."
"Woe, curse of the Great Old Ones be upon ye."
"Damn it no! I should have used a protection spell on me! What have you done?!"
His dramatic ass pose:
"Mngh... I'm far too weary for this... I shall go rest."
"Give me your blood."
"My, what could you be wanting blood for?"
"To lure vampires in. I'm setting up a trap."
"To lure vampires? Why'd you want to do that, dear?"
"Well, to kill them. That's what I was taught to do back at home in Wallachia."
"I don't think vampires are that common here to be a problem"
"Well, that's the thing, I'm trying to exterminate the few stragglers left. The ones who have been hiding and trying to get away."
"Right? Sure, I suppose. I admit, though, I would be interested to have a vampire"
"To have one? Like as a servant or as an experiment?"
"Anything you wish to call it. I'd just be interested to know how they work differently to humans"
"Fair enough. If you like I can spare one for you and give you one. Though it might take some time. Luring a vampire in is difficult."
"One can hear your foolish plans from over here. If you wish to lure in one of my kind, be more discreet."
"...."
"Well shit. I forgot about vampire's sensitive hearing. Why did I discuss this out in the open..."
"Nothing to see here, good sir! Just uh, playing pretend..."
"Woe, curse of the Great Old Ones be upon ye."
"Give me your blood."
"My, what could you be wanting blood for?"
"To lure vampires in. I'm setting up a trap."
"To lure vampires? Why'd you want to do that, dear?"
"Well, to kill them. That's what I was taught to do back at home in Wallachia."
"I don't think vampires are that common here to be a problem"
"Well, that's the thing, I'm trying to exterminate the few stragglers left. The ones who have been hiding and trying to get away."
"Right? Sure, I suppose. I admit, though, I would be interested to have a vampire"
"To have one? Like as a servant or as an experiment?"
"Anything you wish to call it. I'd just be interested to know how they work differently to humans"
"Fair enough. If you like I can spare one for you and give you one. Though it might take some time. Luring a vampire in is difficult."
"One can hear your foolish plans from over here. If you wish to lure in one of my kind, be more discreet."
Is that you?
"At times, yes. Aya teaches me 'slang' at times."
WHT ARE MY ASKS SENDING STOP THIS THIS INSTANT
"...Did you not intend for them to send?"
HElp
"Have you consumed any substances in the past hour?"
Old men rule thirty four
"Are you alright."
